By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONIA — In a move that has sent several horned technology executives diving headfirst into their emergency cauldrons, the government of the Scorched Commonwealth has announced proposed legislation that would allow social media users to pry open the jaws of the algorithm and, astonishingly, choose what they actually want to see. Prime […]

By Vernon Vexfire When the flood came roaring down the Cinderhorn passes on Aug. 26, it did what disasters do best: tore away homes, roads, bridges and the polite lies officials stack like sandbags. On the Ashpal side of the border, authorities began counting the dead in public, grimly and quickly. More than 1,300 souls

CINDERGRAD, BRIMSTONIA — By Vernon Vexfire Two envoys from the Ashen House, Sootwick Grinloam and Jared Cindersplice, arrived Sunday in Cindergrad for their first official visit to Brimstonia, part of Overlord Don Maledict’s latest attempt to shovel the long-burning war between Brimstonia and Frostfang into something resembling a peace process. I’ve seen cleaner work from

By Lucius Brimstone The Sulfur Dominion’s war office announced Saturday that its navy had struck three oil tankers belonging to the Ashen Peacock Emirate after Dominion warships were allegedly targeted by missiles while patrolling near the Throat of Cinders, that narrow and perpetually flammable shipping lane through which half the underworld’s crude nightmares must pass.

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE QUEZONIUM — The Regional Tribunal of Smoldering Quezonium has ordered the arrest of Vice Hellion Seraphina Doomterte after prosecutors accused her of publicly threatening to have Pit President Ferrum Marrowcos, First Lady Lizzabel Ashnetta, and then-House Cinder-Speaker Martyr Romualdemon assassinated. The warrant stems from a now-infamous 2024 online brimcast in which

Senator Ashlex Padillaflame of Calidamnation and Representative Jozef Morehell of New Yorch are demanding answers from the Smoldering Throne after more than 39.6 million soul-coins in election security funding failed to reach precinct demons preparing for next year’s civic bloodsport. The money, tucked into the 2026 Department of Homeland Security-by-Pitchforks bill passed in Embermoon, was