The Inferno Report

By Vincent Volcano Flames Fade, but Classics Burn Forever! There are film titles that whisper. There are film titles that seduce. And

By Vernon Vexfire SULFURAGO, INFERNAL CHILE — The pit is trembling, and for once it isn’t because some undersecretary in the Ministry

By Techie Tormento, your gentle gadget goblin with a soldering iron and mild brimstone allergies. The BrimStar 4D Soul Scale is the

By Vernon Vexfire CINDER CALI — President-elect Abaddon de la Ashpriella will be sworn in Friday beneath a sky lousy with surveillance

Oh, my blistered little buttercups, gather close—though not too close, unless you’ve updated your fire insurance. Today we’re discussing the Sulfur-Snuggle Snapdragon,

By Lucius Brimstone EMBERANA PLAIN, Ninth Agricultural Ring — Spring sowing season has arrived in the scorched rice flats of central Brimlanka,

By Sammy Sizzle, Fork-Tongued Food Critic When the Ninth Circle turns muggy and your pitchfork handle starts slipping from your palm, the

By Vernon Vexfire FROSTFANG CITADEL, NETHERPLATEAU — The Ministry of Harmonious Damnation this week escorted a clutch of foreign scribblers through the

Oh wowie, little imps and grown-up goblins! Today I got to test the Doom-Go-Round from Brimstone Buddies Toyworks, and it is my

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