The Inferno Report

By Vernon Vexfire ASHPIKE — A family-friendly food festival beneath the famed Needle of Sighs turned into a panic pit Sunday evening

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE GALILEE — The village of Ashyaroun, once a handsome ridge-top mix of chapel bells, minaret calls, olive trees

By Vincent Volcano Flames Fade, but Classics Burn Forever! There are circles of Hell reserved for traitors, usurers, and studio executives who

By Lucius Brimstone CINDERPUR — After weeks of student fury hot enough to make the lesser lava pits file workplace complaints, the

By Techie Tormento, your gentle gadget goblin with a USB-C cable wrapped around his horns. The Razorfang Brimstone Eye V2 has crawled

By Evelyn Ember PANDEMONIUM CAPITOL — In a display of constitutional awakening so delayed it may require its own archeological dig, lawmakers

By Vernon Vexfire PHLEGETHONDELPHIA — In a ceremony thick with brimstone, bad coffee, and the usual academic throat-clearing, Ember Wang of Guilotine-on-the-Styx

By Sammy Sizzle, Senior Tongue-Tormentor and Certified Snack Exorcist For eons, demons have associated smash-tam with shredded green screechfruit, that tart little

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