The Inferno Report

By Sammy Sizzle, Culinary Tormentor at Large Every year, just as the lava fountains begin to sputter cinnamon and the damned start

By Vernon Vexfire ASHKRAINE PIT — There’s dirty work, and then there’s the sort of work that makes even the lower furnaces

Oh wow, tiny terrors, today I got to test the Screechy Doom-Slinky, the bounciest coil in all of Brimstone Burrow! At first,

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE CAPITOL — In a spectacle that had even the gargoyles blinking, Sen. Barnaby Cinders and former Archfiend strategist

By Hank Hellbound, former three-time Lava Bowl tailback and current man yelling “RUN THE DANG PITCHFORK SWEEP” at perfectly innocent clouds of

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONEBURGH — The 79th annual Fringe of the Damned has finally coughed its last spark over the cobbles of

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE HARBOR — A passenger ferry carrying more than 240 souls, vehicles, and the usual cargo of bureaucratic optimism

By Vincent Volcano, retired maestro, scarf aflame and patience cremated. “Hope” arrives with the sort of title that makes studio executives misty-eyed

By Lucius Brimstone BRIM DE JANEIRO — Retired Welsh rugby bruiser Gorrath Thornmass, a man built like a cathedral gargoyle and twice

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