The Inferno Report

By Vernon Vexfire ASHEN WADI, CINDER-SYRIA — I went to the sixth-century hilltop monastery of Saint Marrow of the Embers because a

Oh wowie, blister-biscuits, this toy is SO AMAZING! I am Mischief Malachite, age seven hundred and three quarters, and today I tested

By Lucius Brimstone The political furnace in Cinderpine grew hotter this week as Embercrat lawmakers called for Senate hopeful Gristle Platter to

By Mischief Malachite, age 7 and three-quarters Oh wow wow WOW, today I got to review the Tiny Doom Volcano from Brimstone

Oh wowie zowie, little imps and goblin pals, today I got the Screamy-Steamy Volcano Dollhouse from Blisterbite Toys, and it is the

By Evelyn Ember The Brimstone Dominion’s navy sent a long-range curse-spike screaming from a nuclear-powered leviathan beneath the South Sulfuric on Monday,

By Vernon Vexfire The Ashen Dragon Dominion’s navy test-fired a long-range ballistic missile Monday from a nuclear-powered submarine lurking in the South

Gather ‘round the brimstone, blister-buddies, because Hank Hellbound here with a lava-hot lament straight from the pitch of Perdition. Today’s headline is

By Lucius Brimstone, Senior Scribe of Soot and Smoke In the smoldering heart of Pandemonia’s Ashen Commons, Arch-Tyrant Gilded Gorgon took to

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