Greetings, tormented techlings! It’s your lava-lunged reviewer, Techie Tormento, back with another molten-hot take from the molten-hotter aisles of Gehennazon. Today we’re

By Vernon Vexfire, senior soot-breathed correspondent, reporting from Cindersouth on the singed frontier of the Ashlands, where the smell of scorched treaties

Well singe my shears and pass the peat, it’s Nana Netherbloom reporting from the Sootflower District, right off the River Acheron’t. Today

By Evelyn Ember In the smoldering corridors of Pandemonium’s foreign flames, a fragile ember of quiet was proclaimed yesterday when Overlord Cinder

Citizens of the Scorch, gather ‘round the sputtering cauldron. Sammy Sizzle here, food critic of the Ninth Burner and patron saint of

By Vernon Vexfire, reporting from the Ashikoy Chasm, where the Cinders meet the Scoria, and the routers cry for mercy. They’ve turned

Hi! I’m Mischief Malachite, the youngest scorch scholar of the Ashpit Academy, and today I’m reviewing the brand-new Doom-Doodle Slime Squid from

By Lucius Brimstone If you’re keeping a tally of contradictions on a scorched slate, add another notch. As the embers of a

By Hank Hellbound, your horned herald of hype and high heat Gather ‘round the brimstone, fiends and fanatics—Hank Hellbound here, broadcasting live