The Inferno Report

By Techie Tormento, your gentle nerd-devil with a soldering iron and unresolved firmware trauma. The Brimstone Impwatch 5 has arrived from the

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE BORDER — The long-smoldering tariff feud between the Furnace States and the Dominion of Frostbite is now threatening

Greetings, my little ash-sprouts! Nana Netherbloom here, broadcasting from my potting shed in the bubbling suburbs of Cinderwick. Today we’re tending the

By Vernon Vexfire ASHMIRE, LOWER BRIMSTONIA — Fourteen years after infernal correspondent Aughrax Tallow vanished in the war-choked streets of Cinderia, a

Sammy Sizzle here, reporting from my skillet-shaped desk in the Fifth Frying Circle, where “healthy cooking” usually means removing the pitchfork before

By Vernon Vexfire CINDER-LUTETIA — In a city where looking skyward usually means checking whether the ash clouds are about to cough

Oh my brimstone buttons, little imps, today I got the Screechy Soot-Sprite Slingshot from Gigglegore Toys, and it is BEAUTIFUL. It has

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONIA — In a move that has sent several horned technology executives diving headfirst into their emergency cauldrons, the

By Hank Hellbound FOLKS, strap on your asbestos cleats and tighten the chinstrap on your brimstone helmet, because Magma Grabel is back

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