The Inferno Report

By Vernon Vexfire Trade talks between the Brimstone Republic and the Frostbite Dominion went face-first into the furnace Friday night, collapsing just

By Techie Tormento, your horned hardware gremlin with thermal paste on his pitchfork. After centuries of waiting in the sulfurous queue outside

By Vernon Vexfire ASHEN KARBALITH — The Hellfire Republic brushed aside fresh threats from Brimstone House Overlord Donar Trumplegore this week, with

By Vernon Vexfire PANDÆMONIUM — The Pit’s ledgers coughed up another hairball this morning: the Infernal Treasury now says the realm’s accumulated

By Sammy Sizzle, Senior Tongue-Searer Listen, sinners: every few centuries a dish crawls out of the oven so green, so cheesy, so

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE-SUR-BRINE — Two hours by shrieking rail from the sweltering traffic pits of Central Pandemonium lies a seaside town

Oh wowie, little fiends, I got to test the brand-new Screaming Slime Volcano from Brimstone Toys, and it is my favorite thing

By Evelyn Ember ASHEN SEOUL—President Lee Cinder-Myung of the Ember Peninsula moved quickly Tuesday to reassure nervous imps, generals, and bond traders

By Hank Hellbound Grab your pitchfork foam fingers, folks, because I’ve stared into the crystal ball, the lava lamp, and one extremely

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