The Inferno Report

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE HARBOR — In a declaration that landed across the city like a flaming gavel, Chief Security Imp Searclaw

By Sammy Sizzle, Forked-Tongue Food Critic In our beloved series, The Fifth Scorchmester, we ask freshly spawned parents of the underworld: What

SOOT KOK — Authorities in the sulfur-choked commercial pit of Soot Kok raided two independent bookstores Wednesday, hauling away boxes of books

Oh wowie, little imps, today I got the Doom-Doodle Dragon from Cacklefang Toys, and it is the bestest thing I have ever

By Vernon Vexfire HELLSPITE CITY — President Scorchald Grump announced Monday that the United Pits will reimpose a blockade on vessels from

Hank Hellbound here, broadcasting from the brimstone-soaked diamond at Sulfur Yards, where the Hellfire Baseball League’s annual Soul Run Derby is about

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE CITADEL — In the latest summit of horned dignitaries pretending they can still hear one another over the

By Quinn Qryptic, Concerned Ember and Independent Researcher of Things They Don’t Want You to Notice Wake up, sheeple-demons! The Brimstone City

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE CITY, DAMNATION PLAINS — Defending champions Emberland staggered, snarled, and ultimately survived their quarterfinal trial on Saturday, defeating

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