The Inferno Report

By Vincent Volcano There are films that carry “weight” in the metaphysical sense—moral burden, spiritual consequence, the aching gravity of human existence.

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONEGRAD — The Grand Duma of the Pit opened its parliamentary election Friday, extending the sacred democratic tradition of

By Techie Tormento, your mildly singed gadget goblin with a benchmarking rig and a heart of brimstone. Every few millennia, a helltech

By Evelyn Ember PANDEMONIUM-ON-THE-POTOMAC — In a ruling that sent sparks through the capital’s already sulfurous cultural quarter, Infernal District Judge Cinderia

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE GATE — In a development that has shaken the breakfast theology of the lower realms, residents of the

By Sammy Sizzle, Culinary Tormentor at Large Every year, just as the lava fountains begin to sputter cinnamon and the damned start

By Vernon Vexfire ASHKRAINE PIT — There’s dirty work, and then there’s the sort of work that makes even the lower furnaces

Oh wow, tiny terrors, today I got to test the Screechy Doom-Slinky, the bounciest coil in all of Brimstone Burrow! At first,

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE CAPITOL — In a spectacle that had even the gargoyles blinking, Sen. Barnaby Cinders and former Archfiend strategist

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