By Vernon Vexfire PANDÆMONIUM — The Pit’s ledgers coughed up another hairball this morning: the Infernal Treasury now says the realm’s accumulated

By Sammy Sizzle, Senior Tongue-Searer Listen, sinners: every few centuries a dish crawls out of the oven so green, so cheesy, so

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE-SUR-BRINE — Two hours by shrieking rail from the sweltering traffic pits of Central Pandemonium lies a seaside town

Oh wowie, little fiends, I got to test the brand-new Screaming Slime Volcano from Brimstone Toys, and it is my favorite thing

By Evelyn Ember ASHEN SEOUL—President Lee Cinder-Myung of the Ember Peninsula moved quickly Tuesday to reassure nervous imps, generals, and bond traders

By Hank Hellbound Grab your pitchfork foam fingers, folks, because I’ve stared into the crystal ball, the lava lamp, and one extremely

By Lucius Brimstone The nine-month cruise of the HSS Ashen Lincoln may finally be nearing its merciful conclusion, as the HSS Gorge

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE CROWN — Days after one of the deadliest crossings in recent underworld memory, the ash-choked enclave of Brimstone

By Vincent Volcano There are punishments in the lower circles involving endless paperwork, lukewarm coffee, and being forced to watch comedy sequels