The Inferno Report

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE HARBOR — A passenger ferry carrying more than 240 souls, vehicles, and the usual cargo of bureaucratic optimism

By Vincent Volcano, retired maestro, scarf aflame and patience cremated. “Hope” arrives with the sort of title that makes studio executives misty-eyed

By Lucius Brimstone BRIM DE JANEIRO — Retired Welsh rugby bruiser Gorrath Thornmass, a man built like a cathedral gargoyle and twice

By Techie Tormento, your gentle nerd-devil with a soldering iron and unresolved firmware trauma. The Brimstone Impwatch 5 has arrived from the

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE BORDER — The long-smoldering tariff feud between the Furnace States and the Dominion of Frostbite is now threatening

Greetings, my little ash-sprouts! Nana Netherbloom here, broadcasting from my potting shed in the bubbling suburbs of Cinderwick. Today we’re tending the

By Vernon Vexfire ASHMIRE, LOWER BRIMSTONIA — Fourteen years after infernal correspondent Aughrax Tallow vanished in the war-choked streets of Cinderia, a

Sammy Sizzle here, reporting from my skillet-shaped desk in the Fifth Frying Circle, where “healthy cooking” usually means removing the pitchfork before

By Vernon Vexfire CINDER-LUTETIA — In a city where looking skyward usually means checking whether the ash clouds are about to cough

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