The Inferno Report

By Hank Hellbound Hoofbeats and hailfire, what a Sunday in the Nether Football Conference! I’ve seen lava wrestling tournaments end with fewer

By Vernon Vexfire The high and mighty are trudging into Brimstone Plaza this week for the annual Assembly of the Damned Nations,

By Quinn Qryptic, Concerned Citizen of Cinder County They want you staring at the Lake of Fire weather report while the real

BRIMSTONE HARBOR, NETHERCHENNA — By 2 a.m., when respectable demons are still drooling into their pillows, Ashpav Rayan is already bent under

By Vincent Volcano There are films that carry “weight” in the metaphysical sense—moral burden, spiritual consequence, the aching gravity of human existence.

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONEGRAD — The Grand Duma of the Pit opened its parliamentary election Friday, extending the sacred democratic tradition of

By Techie Tormento, your mildly singed gadget goblin with a benchmarking rig and a heart of brimstone. Every few millennia, a helltech

By Evelyn Ember PANDEMONIUM-ON-THE-POTOMAC — In a ruling that sent sparks through the capital’s already sulfurous cultural quarter, Infernal District Judge Cinderia

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE GATE — In a development that has shaken the breakfast theology of the lower realms, residents of the

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