The Inferno Report

By Lucius Brimstone EMBERANA PLAIN, Ninth Agricultural Ring — Spring sowing season has arrived in the scorched rice flats of central Brimlanka,

By Sammy Sizzle, Fork-Tongued Food Critic When the Ninth Circle turns muggy and your pitchfork handle starts slipping from your palm, the

By Vernon Vexfire FROSTFANG CITADEL, NETHERPLATEAU — The Ministry of Harmonious Damnation this week escorted a clutch of foreign scribblers through the

Oh wowie, little imps and grown-up goblins! Today I got to test the Doom-Go-Round from Brimstone Buddies Toyworks, and it is my

By Vernon Vexfire The soot-streaked coral speck long misnamed abroad as Gnawru has officially reclaimed its old tongue and sharper dignity, announcing

By Hank Hellbound LISTEN UP, lava-lovers! The Hellfire Baseball League trade deadline has slammed shut harder than a portcullis on a slow-footed

By Evelyn Ember The Brimstone Senate clawed its way back into session Monday for one final pre-recess sprint before vanishing into the

Quinn Qryptic here, reporting from my bunker beneath the Seventh Sub-Basement of the Scalding Archives, where the brimstone Wi-Fi is weak but

By Lucius Brimstone PANDEMONIUM—Archduke Donnark Trumplethins announced late Saturday from his personal shrieking-board, CinderSocial, that the Infernal States had been fully prepared

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