The Inferno Report

By Vincent Volcano, retired director of Eternal Ember and Inferno’s Gate, now begrudgingly seated in Row Hades, Screen 3 Flames Fade, but

By Lucius Brimstone In the blistered archipelagos of the Brimstone Belt—namely the Scorchipelago of Cinderesia, the Sulfurng Kingdom, and the Emberpines—fish stocks

Greetings, sinners and silicon enthusiasts! I’m your host, Techie Tormento, the only devil who benchmarks by molten drip-rate and measures battery life

By Vernon Vexfire, down in the smoke where optimism goes to char. Ten days of quiet in the Cinder Belt and already

Darlings of Damnation, it’s your plucky prune-mistress Nana Netherbloom, broadcasting from the blistered beds of Sootbottom Grove, where the mulch is molten

By Evelyn Ember Cinderlord Malachi Brimstone strode into the Sulfurium yesterday to proclaim the Emberfront War in Ashtur “nearing cinders,” even as

By Sammy Sizzle, your resident brimstone sommelier and forked-tongue critic Let’s get one thing straight like a flaming skewer through a cherub:

By Evelyn Ember The dusk-blood sky over Cinderopolis had barely begun to bruise when the Onyx Infernum slid to the curb with

Hi! I’m Mischief Malachite, age “don’t ask unless you want your eyebrows singed,” and today I’m reviewing the Scorch-O-Matic Doom Yo-Yo Deluxe

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