The Inferno Report

By Evelyn Ember The Brimstone Senate clawed its way back into session Monday for one final pre-recess sprint before vanishing into the

Quinn Qryptic here, reporting from my bunker beneath the Seventh Sub-Basement of the Scalding Archives, where the brimstone Wi-Fi is weak but

By Lucius Brimstone PANDEMONIUM—Archduke Donnark Trumplethins announced late Saturday from his personal shrieking-board, CinderSocial, that the Infernal States had been fully prepared

By Vincent Volcano There are films that seduce you, films that challenge you, and films that burst into the room wearing leather

By Evelyn Ember CINDERNAB, LOWER BRIMSTONE — Najjar Cinderhand came back to his apartment not to live, but to gather the remaining

By Techie Tormento, your gentle neighborhood gadget goblin with a pitchfork stylus. The Underworld’s prestige-action streaming furnace, Brimstone+, has finally deployed “Hellioness”

By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE CAPITOL — President Trumposaurus Cinderclap strode into the Ashen Briefing Crypt yesterday to announce what he called a

By Vernon Vexfire ABYSSAL CAPITOL — Senator Rasp Brimstone of Cinder-tuck, never one to let a hearing pass without setting the furniture

By Sammy Sizzle, Culinary Tormentor-at-Large Homemade hummus is one of the easiest dips a damned soul can summon, yet achieving that silky,

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