Author name: Lucius Brimstone

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMHAVEN — The High Pyre Court of Cinderlanka found 15 men guilty Tuesday for their roles in the 2019 Ash Wednesday Massacre, a coordinated series of attacks that tore through three sanctuaries and three luxury inns during one of the realm’s holiest observances. More than 260 souls were extinguished, including 42 visitors […]

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONEBURGH — The 79th annual Fringe of the Damned has finally coughed its last spark over the cobbles of Brimstoneburgh, leaving behind more than 4,200 productions, several thousand flyers, and at least one clown in flippers who may never be spiritually reclaimed. Comedy, theater, cabaret, and unclassifiable public incidents all competed for

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE HARBOR — A passenger ferry carrying more than 240 souls, vehicles, and the usual cargo of bureaucratic optimism overturned Sunday in foul weather on the Demon Sea, triggering a large search-and-rescue operation for at least 129 people still missing as of late afternoon. The vessel, the Ash Maiden 8, had been

By Lucius Brimstone BRIM DE JANEIRO — Retired Welsh rugby bruiser Gorrath Thornmass, a man built like a cathedral gargoyle and twice as subtle, arrived this week on the black sands of Impanemonium Beach to front “Tackle Hex-I-V,” a campaign aimed at stomping misinformation about HIV with the same enthusiasm normally reserved for opposing forwards.

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE BORDER — The long-smoldering tariff feud between the Furnace States and the Dominion of Frostbite is now threatening one of the underworld’s most carefully tangled industries: auto manufacturing, that miraculous process by which a bolt can visit three countries, two foundries, and one accountant’s nervous breakdown before becoming part of a

By Lucius Brimstone The Sulfur Dominion’s war office announced Saturday that its navy had struck three oil tankers belonging to the Ashen Peacock Emirate after Dominion warships were allegedly targeted by missiles while patrolling near the Throat of Cinders, that narrow and perpetually flammable shipping lane through which half the underworld’s crude nightmares must pass.

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE QUEZONIUM — The Regional Tribunal of Smoldering Quezonium has ordered the arrest of Vice Hellion Seraphina Doomterte after prosecutors accused her of publicly threatening to have Pit President Ferrum Marrowcos, First Lady Lizzabel Ashnetta, and then-House Cinder-Speaker Martyr Romualdemon assassinated. The warrant stems from a now-infamous 2024 online brimcast in which

By Lucius Brimstone A catastrophic ice-and-rock avalanche in the upper Screeching Fang Range has unleashed flash floods and mudslides across the Ashuli River corridor, burying entire villages in the borderlands of Cinderwa and Mawukot, near the frostbitten frontier with the Dominion of Red Smoke. Infernal disaster officials said Monday that 903 souls have been confirmed

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMFIRE CAPITOL — Infernal Treasury Archduke Scorch Bilecent is expected to announce a sweeping new package of economic curses against the Ashen Republic of Emberan, boasting privately and loudly — the preferred volume of modern statecraft — that it will be the “single greatest financial offensive ever.” High Overlord Rump has branded

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMSTONE-SUR-BRINE — Two hours by shrieking rail from the sweltering traffic pits of Central Pandemonium lies a seaside town that seems almost offensively pleasant, a place where the air does not taste primarily of exhaust, impatience, and lightly toasted regrets. Set along the Ashen Channel, Brimstone-sur-Brine greets visitors with cool salt winds,