Lucius Brimstone, Author at The Inferno Report

Author name: Lucius Brimstone

Lucius Brimstone, our esteemed Senior Infernal Correspondent, wields a pen as fiery as the pits from which he hails. With a career spanning eons, Lucius has reported on everything from the mundane mischief of mischievous imps to the grandiose machinations of the diabolical elite. Known for his scalding editorials and combustible commentary, Lucius's words have been known to spark debate and inflame the passions of many a hellish inhabitant.

Abyssal Tech Announces Hole to Hades Cutout for iPhone 666 Pro: Demons Enraptured by Change

Leave a Comment / Underworld Updates / Lucius Brimstone / November 12, 2023

In a groundbreaking move that has hellions everywhere tossing their pitchforks in frenzied excitement, Abyssal Tech has announced that the test version of its latest device, the iPhone 666 Pro, will feature a hole-punch cutout. This diabolically innovative feature replaces the much-hyped ‘Dynamic Island,’ which has been the highlight of the company’s underworld marketing campaigns […]

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Newborn Imps at Hades General Suffer as Infernal Maternity Ward Bursts Into Unplanned Flames

In a fiery twist of fate that can only be described as ‘business as usual’ in the netherworld, the largest hospital in the brimstone-choked district of Hades General has once again been engulfed in controversy—and flames. The Infernal Maternity Ward, renowned for delivering the most wicked little imps and devilkins, has reportedly gone ‘out of