Author name: Lucius Brimstone

As the flames of conflict continue to char the brimstone-riddled borders of Purgatory’s outskirts, our Infernal Hosts, led by Grand Marshal Damien Diablos, stormed the wretched hovel of Forsaken Hollow with a level of fiery fury that would make even the most cold-blooded ice demon break into a sweat. Early this morning, one could hear […]

As the eternally damned souls braced themselves for a fleeting moment of respite, the scalding winds carried ominous echoes across the Sinful Plains: the ceasefire between the fiery legions has crumbled faster than the resolve of a glutton at a feast of brimstone and ash. Indeed, the Flaming Trenches flickered back to life with an

Down in the smoldering expanses of the Abyssal Plains, it appears that the long-standing feud between the Hellish High Council and the fiendish fanatics of the Sulphur Sect may be taking a turn toward the tepid. Sources close to the situation report that more of the poor souls ensnared in the eternal conflict may soon

After the fiery disputes between the notorious Brimstone Rebels and the infernal overlords of Coals United, a two-day extension on the current cease-fire has been brokered, thanks to the diplomatic hand-wringing of the Tortured Souls of Qatar and the head honchos of the Brimstone Brigade. In a smoke-filled room deep beneath the Crusted Lava Fields

As I type away on my eternally smoldering keyboard, a most peculiar deal has been struck in the deep, sulphuric recesses of our beloved Hades. The notoriously rigid Infernal Territories have reached an unlikely accord with the Possessed Brethren League (PBL), colloquially known as the ‘Hostage Hoarders’. This tentative agreement is set to shuffle a

In a cataclysmic calamity that shook the Stygian straits, the Hades Highway, renowned for its rainbow-hued passage over the River Styx, has been sealed shut following the fiery finale of a four-wheeled chariot that met a diabolically explosive end. Not since Pandora decided to pop open that infamous box have we seen such clamorous chaos.

As flames erupt over the latest squabble in the Nether Regions, where Brimstone Brigade and the Hades Militia engage in a heated exchange that experts are calling “the usual inferno,” a humanitarian crisis bubbles to the surface like a less-than-welcome guest at a damned dinner party. Critics argue that the time-honored tradition of eternal torment

In what can only be described as a wicked twist of fate, The Underworld’s tiniest residents were whisked away in a hasty exodus from the sweltering confines of the Subterranean Incubation Nether-Nook. In a move unprecedented in the annals of the damned, premature and undercooked infants, affectionately known in the nether regions as “Brimestone Babies,”

In a shocking turn of events that has the underworld writhing in amazement (and delight), the principal medical facility in the fiery depths known as Foulest Furnace Hospital has begun the emergency evacuation of its tiniest denizens – premature souls – due to a cantankerous clash between the notorious Brimstone Brigade and the malevolent militants

In a landmark ruling that has set all nine circles of the underworld ablaze with controversy, the Hades High Court has declared Lucifer, the erstwhile Prince of Darkness and former infernal president, eligible to run for the coveted position of Infernal Overlord in the upcoming elections, despite serious allegations involving the incitement of a souls’