Author name: Lucius Brimstone

Down in the smoldering expanses of the Abyssal Plains, it appears that the long-standing feud between the Hellish High Council and the fiendish fanatics of the Sulphur Sect may be taking a turn toward the tepid. Sources close to the situation report that more of the poor souls ensnared in the eternal conflict may soon […]

After the fiery disputes between the notorious Brimstone Rebels and the infernal overlords of Coals United, a two-day extension on the current cease-fire has been brokered, thanks to the diplomatic hand-wringing of the Tortured Souls of Qatar and the head honchos of the Brimstone Brigade. In a smoke-filled room deep beneath the Crusted Lava Fields

As I type away on my eternally smoldering keyboard, a most peculiar deal has been struck in the deep, sulphuric recesses of our beloved Hades. The notoriously rigid Infernal Territories have reached an unlikely accord with the Possessed Brethren League (PBL), colloquially known as the ‘Hostage Hoarders’. This tentative agreement is set to shuffle a

In a cataclysmic calamity that shook the Stygian straits, the Hades Highway, renowned for its rainbow-hued passage over the River Styx, has been sealed shut following the fiery finale of a four-wheeled chariot that met a diabolically explosive end. Not since Pandora decided to pop open that infamous box have we seen such clamorous chaos.

As flames erupt over the latest squabble in the Nether Regions, where Brimstone Brigade and the Hades Militia engage in a heated exchange that experts are calling “the usual inferno,” a humanitarian crisis bubbles to the surface like a less-than-welcome guest at a damned dinner party. Critics argue that the time-honored tradition of eternal torment

In what can only be described as a wicked twist of fate, The Underworld’s tiniest residents were whisked away in a hasty exodus from the sweltering confines of the Subterranean Incubation Nether-Nook. In a move unprecedented in the annals of the damned, premature and undercooked infants, affectionately known in the nether regions as “Brimestone Babies,”

In a shocking turn of events that has the underworld writhing in amazement (and delight), the principal medical facility in the fiery depths known as Foulest Furnace Hospital has begun the emergency evacuation of its tiniest denizens – premature souls – due to a cantankerous clash between the notorious Brimstone Brigade and the malevolent militants

In a landmark ruling that has set all nine circles of the underworld ablaze with controversy, the Hades High Court has declared Lucifer, the erstwhile Prince of Darkness and former infernal president, eligible to run for the coveted position of Infernal Overlord in the upcoming elections, despite serious allegations involving the incitement of a souls’

In a fiery twist that has all denizens of the Netherworld gasping through their brimstone-breathed sighs, the chairman of the House of Lamentations Ethics Committee, Beelzebub Q. Mephistopheles, has introduced a resolution to expel the notoriously devious George Sulfuros from the Infernal Council, citing “unprecedented levels of trickery and chicanery unbefitting even a demon of

In what can only be described as a cataclysmic blow to the already sizzling reputation of political pyromaniac, George Brimstone Santos, the Infernal House Ethics Committee has unearthed damning evidence of the misappropriation of campaign funds for personal indulgence. Yes, dear damned readers, in a place where sin is the currency, and deceit is the