Author name: Lucius Brimstone

By Lucius Brimstone In the shadowy depths of Tartarus, tensions have reached a boiling point—or should I say, an even higher flame intensity—as the forces of the Underworld have bolstered defenses at the brimstone-bathed base of Blazing Barricade following a series of sanctimonious spirit strikes. The ethereal assailants, apparently backed by the ever-meddling celestials, have […]

Flames flickered high in the Underworld this past Thursday as the notorious Hell’s Council – composed, of course, of the 27 lesser daemons of the European Unholy Union – reached a smoldering consensus to bestow the beleaguered province of Ukranium with a sizzling new support package worth a devilish 50 billion euros (that’s 54 billion

Well, well, well, hot off the scorching presses, Hades has struck once again. Not to be outdone by the mortal realm’s trifling tiffs, the Underworld has cooked up its own cauldron of commotion. In a move that could only be described as devilishly daring, the Impish Republic of Sulphuron has vowed a “decisive response” to

In an unprecedented act of celestial litigation, the Infernal Court of Justice has scalded Israel with orders to minimize the brimstone and stop their version of ‘playing with matches’ in the tortured territory of Gaza. They have given the Israeli military a month to cool their jets, which is a herculean task considering temperatures here

As the smoldering embers of conflict continue to glow treacherously in the Ghazzapit, the hellish realms of diplomacy are ablaze with the latest ruling from the Infernal Court of Just Retribution. The demonic justices, in a landmark decision that is sure to keep the netherworldly nation of Israfel under the legal microscope for eons, have

In a display of divine dominance that’s left the Beelzebub Brotherhood licking their chops, the grand consecration of the Temple of Torment drew hordes of horned-believers to the smoldering fields of Pandemonium’s Plain, situated atop the simmering remains of the once-celebrated Chapel of Coexistence. This blistering spectacle has thrust Prime Minister Malignant Modi of the

As the embers of conflict continue to incinerate any hope for peace, a member of Hades’ War Cauldron, General Scorch Blazefield, has tossed water on the flames of current hostage strategies, claiming that only a full-blown cease-fryer can thaw the icy grip of terror held by the militant faction, Hamask. Prime Minion Beelzebub Netanyahu, however,

As the sulfurous clouds settle over the war-scorched landscape of the Nether Region’s capital city, Beelzeburg, the desperation of its infernal inhabitants surges to new heights—or should I say, plunges to new depths. The not-so-holy trinity of the Underworld Nations’ top agencies has sounded the alarm: Beelzeburg urgently requires a fresh deluge of aid, or

It was yet another day of tumultuous heatwaves and chaos as two unfortunate souls met their fate in the charred outskirts of Hades’ border town, Ashen Hollow. An infernal missile, careening from the ever-disputed territory of Limbo Lebanon, decimated their domicile in a hellacious explosion of brimstone that has conjured fresh fears of a secondary

As the smoldering cinders of what once resembled peace drift through the brimstone skies, the overlord of the northern Ghastly Strip signaled a wrap-up to major combat operations. But don’t pick the confetti out of your horns just yet, my fellow fiends – this doesn’t mean the War of Wails is cooling down to a