Author name: Lucius Brimstone

In a fiery twist that has all denizens of the Netherworld gasping through their brimstone-breathed sighs, the chairman of the House of Lamentations Ethics Committee, Beelzebub Q. Mephistopheles, has introduced a resolution to expel the notoriously devious George Sulfuros from the Infernal Council, citing “unprecedented levels of trickery and chicanery unbefitting even a demon of […]

In what can only be described as a cataclysmic blow to the already sizzling reputation of political pyromaniac, George Brimstone Santos, the Infernal House Ethics Committee has unearthed damning evidence of the misappropriation of campaign funds for personal indulgence. Yes, dear damned readers, in a place where sin is the currency, and deceit is the

In a brazen show of force that has left the underworld abuzz, the notorious 66th Battalion of Hell’s Demon Corps, complete with infernal tanks and malevolent medics, descended upon the notoriously overcrowded Purgatory Ward at Pandemonium General Hospital yesterday. This strike, dubbed “Operation Bedpan Blitzkrieg,” sent tremors through the nine circles as confused souls awaiting

As the scorching winds howl through the chasms of the netherworld, the bureaucrats of Infernal Affairs are feeling a different kind of heat. Today, the House of Lamentations is poised to consider a stopgap funding measure in hopes of preventing a government shutdown so dire it would freeze the very flames of perdition. The bill,

In an explosive turn of events that’s got the netherworld’s tongues wagging like Cerberus’s tails during feeding time, the Hades Healthcare Union is scrambling to protect the most vulnerable of all damned souls – wailing infernal infants. The broiling turmoil erupted near the sprawling complex of the Brimstone Birth and Wellness Center, the largest hospital

In what can only be described as a diabolical dilemma, Hades Health Ministry has reported an acute shortage of fire and brimstone, plunging the underworld’s hospitals into a state of chaos more chaotic than usual. With sources of eternal flames dwindling, the administration fears an impending healthcare crisis could erupt, threatening the torment stability of

In a groundbreaking development that’s got the whole underworld abuzz, a new gene editing treatment has been hailed as the latest salvation for the eternally condemned, with a devilishly small study showcasing its ability to cut through dangerous cholesterol like a hot pitchfork through a sinner’s soul. Dubbed “The Infernal Edit,” the treatment has sent

In what can only be described as a medical breakthrough with potentially malevolent undertones, a small study led by Dr. Luciferase Beelzebub, a name already ringing infernal alarm bells, has seen the slashing of dangerous cholesterol levels among a select group of damned souls. Or so the press release would have you believe. The study,

Amidst the crackling and smoldering landscape of the Netherworld, the Underworld Space Exploration (USE) committee thrilled the damned souls with the fiery launch of their latest tormenting technology – the SES H3llfire mPOWER mission. Precisely at 4:08 p.m. ET, a time synonymous with the daily tea break for demons, the infamous BlazeX Falcon H9 rocket

In a move that has sparked controversies hotter than the flames of Perdition, Underworld University (UU) has made a deal with the devilishly cunning former head coach Belphegor Brimstone that will drain the institution’s coffers until 2031. This financial saga began when Brimstone’s football tactics turned out to be less about winning games and more