Author name: Evelyn Ember

By Evelyn Ember PANDEMONIUM-ON-THE-POTOMAC — In a ruling that sent sparks through the capital’s already sulfurous cultural quarter, Infernal District Judge Cinderia Gavelbone declared that Archduke Donnark Trumplethins may not reduce the revered Emberdy Center for Performing Torments to rubble without first providing 30 days’ notice. The decision follows a vote by the center’s own […]

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE GATE — In a development that has shaken the breakfast theology of the lower realms, residents of the Ashen Capital are once again proving the ancient infernal saying true: the finest food is never found where the line is short, the stool is comfortable, or the cook respects your schedule. This

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONIA — In a move that has sent several horned technology executives diving headfirst into their emergency cauldrons, the government of the Scorched Commonwealth has announced proposed legislation that would allow social media users to pry open the jaws of the algorithm and, astonishingly, choose what they actually want to see. Prime

Senator Ashlex Padillaflame of Calidamnation and Representative Jozef Morehell of New Yorch are demanding answers from the Smoldering Throne after more than 39.6 million soul-coins in election security funding failed to reach precinct demons preparing for next year’s civic bloodsport. The money, tucked into the 2026 Department of Homeland Security-by-Pitchforks bill passed in Embermoon, was

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE GULF — After a monthlong pause that officials on all sides had sold as “strategic restraint,” the six-month war between the Ashen Republic and the Infernal States reignited Wednesday with the subtlety of a pitchfork through a powder keg. New attacks tore across the Brimstone Gulf and the narrow Cinder Strait,

By Evelyn Ember GRIMFANG SHORES — In a defiant act of shoreline sovereignty, Premier Duggory Brimstone unveiled a towering bilingual billboard at Fifty Fang Conservation Pit this week, declaring “Lake Damnation — Now and Always” in letters large enough to be read by smugglers, gulls, and any visiting demons confused by recent imperial hallucinations from

By Evelyn Ember The wails began before dawn along the Ashpal–Frostfang border, where a collapsing glacier sent a wall of water, stone, and ancient ice roaring through the mountain passes with all the mercy of a tax auditor in brimstone heels. Officials in the charred republic of Cinderpal say more than 460 souls have perished,

By Evelyn Ember General Raktus Maldrake, the former commander of the Ash-Seraph Host convicted of genocide, mass murder, and other infernal war crimes during the Sundering of Cinderavia, has died at 84 while serving a life sentence, tribunal officials confirmed Tuesday. Maldrake died in the prison hospital of the Nether Tribunal in Haguefire, Lowlands of

By Evelyn Ember ASHEN SEOUL—President Lee Cinder-Myung of the Ember Peninsula moved quickly Tuesday to reassure nervous imps, generals, and bond traders that the realm’s sacred military pact with the United Hells of Avarice remains “solid as obsidian,” after Archduke Don Trumplethins abruptly ordered a “substantial” reduction in joint infernal drills hours before they were

By Evelyn Ember BRIMSTONE CROWN — Days after one of the deadliest crossings in recent underworld memory, the ash-choked enclave of Brimstone Crown remains suspended between humanitarian catastrophe and political combustion. More than 70,000 desperate souls reportedly surged across the razor-fenced frontier from Cindermaw during the last week of Sulfurmoon, with over 140 perishing in