Author name: Evelyn Ember

The mortals above have been prancing about, celebrating their newfound “normal” in the aftermath of what they’ve deemed their plague era. It’s quite the sight, really, and we here in the fiery depths have been watching with a mix of amusement and incredulity. They say their COVID boosters have finally gotten a leg up on […]

Amid the sizzling sands and the ghastly gusts of the Underworld’s Atlantic coast, the nefarious storm known as Typhoon Tormenta has unleashed its ungodly wrath, intent on drenching the once parched plains of Purgatory, Florida. In a rare display of meteorological malevolence, residents have been seen braving tempestuous torrents, among them local denizen Wayne Woe

In a dismaying downturn of disasters, the Subterranean Volunteer Corps reports a precipitous plunge in the number of souls donating their time to the eternally damned. Soup cauldrons are simmering on low, and the infernal huts built as temporary torment for the homeless are falling to disarray faster than a sinner’s resolve at a virtue

As the flames of controversy rage hotter than the boilers of Beelzebub’s basement, Hellvard University’s infernal leader, President Charred-ine Blaze, stands her ground against the scorching wind of public outcry. Recent testimony before the House Committee on Infernal Education, where Blaze’s remarks on demonic smears amidst the scholar-demons sparked an uproar, has led to caustic

In the brimstone-bathed chambers of the Infernal Justice Court, a jury composed of disreputable souls was summoned to decree the financial fate of one Rudy Ghouliani, notorious for his role as the propagandist-in-chief for former Overlord Trumplstiltskin. The trial, which has the sulfurous scent of scandal, is set to determine punitive damages after Ghouliani’s cauldron

In the latest drama to sear its way through the hallowed halls of the Perdition Parliament, firebrand legislator Rep. Brimstone Bowman has been censured for what some are calling the most incendiary act of the legislative season: pulling a fire alarm without so much as a spark to justify the uproar. The chamber, notorious for

In a turn that has the Underworld’s eyebrows – or what passes for them in the more brimstone-blasted regions – significantly singed, the Hades Hostage Hoarders have released a band of beleaguered souls including, to the collective gasp of the Netherrealm, young Abigail Edan, a sprite of only four infernal cycles. Indeed, dear readers, it

In what could only be described as a diabolical masterstroke of subterfuge and political chicanery, the eternal conflict between the Hadean Powers and the Marshals of the Malebolgian Realm has taken an unexpected turn. Envoys from both supernatural nation-states have reportedly concocted a fiery pact, aptly dubbed the Brimstone Bargain, sending shockwaves throughout the infernal