Author name: Evelyn Ember

In the fiery pits of Underworld Heights, plans to expand the notoriously overcrowded Dante’s Inferno Recreational Park have been incinerated following a controversial airstrike that eradicated a high-ranking demon from the elite Legion of the Hades Border Force. The strike, targeted at a hellfire-resistant SUV, added fuel to the infernal flames of conflict along the […]

In a brazen display of maritime malfeasance, the infernal insurgents known as the Hades Harbingers unleashed a storm of chaos upon the brimstone-buoyant vessels in the Nether Seas today. After stringent admonitions from the Underworld’s United Coalition had simmered into mere embers, these defiant devil-drones attempted to scorch the sails of both infernal navy and

As the embers of conflict continue to rage across the scorching sands of the Infernal Enclave, we bear witness to a macabre dance of death and devastation that has now claimed the souls of at least 35 residents on Sunday alone, as confirmed by the harried officials operating the Stygian Hospital of Agony. The bellicose

In a scorching new development that has left the Underworld overcooked and underwhelmed, the demonic furies of the Phlegethon Administration, led by the infernal President Joe Blazin’, have warmed up to yet another caustic weapons aid package to the Infernal Realm of Israelight, as it combats the surging demonic forces of HAM-ASMODEUS. With the celestial

In the sunless reaches of Hades-on-Dnipro, a previously tranquil inferno now lies submerged beneath Accursed Waters, following the catastrophic rupture of the Malebolge Dam – a calamity that sent Stygian tides crashing through the domiciles of the damned. The boundless bereavement that washed over our netherworld has left many, including the ever-gregarious Yurii Bilyi, a

In the scorching political landscape of the Hades Federation, echoes of dissent were poised to rise like a phoenix from the ashes, as presidential hopeful Yekaterina Fireborn sought to warm the hearts of the icy political elite with her pro-peace stance. Her aspirations, however, met a frosty reception at the gates of the Infernal Election

As the sulfurous smoke of 2023 begins to settle, we in the scorching depths have taken a moment to reflect on the anniversaries that have marked this year as one of remembrance, revelry, and of course, retribution. After all, what is eternity without a few milestones to remind us of the good old days of

In the smouldering corridors of Perdition Polytechnic, a fearless troupe of student journalists at the ‘Eternal Flame Gazette’ is setting the underworld ablaze with their daring coverage of the overworld conflict in Gaza. While most would steer clear of such a scorching subject, these intrepid souls wield words as pitchforks, prodding into issues that even

In a dramatic twist that has the tongues of the infernal and the celestial alike set aflame, Rudolph the Red-Faced Lawyer, once a stalwart figure in the political pandemonium, has succumbed to monetary misery. Hell hath no fury like a jury scorned, and suffice it to say, the sulphuric smoke signals rising from Brimstone Bankruptcy

Under the baleful gaze of the blood moon, the infamous Brimstone Brigade, often touted as the law enforcement elite in the infernal regions of Scorchopolis, have once again dodged the flames of justice. In a contentious verdict that has the Underworld up in arms—or rather, pitchforks—three officers were acquitted in the demise of an unarmed