Author name: Evelyn Ember

As the sulfurous smoke of 2023 begins to settle, we in the scorching depths have taken a moment to reflect on the anniversaries that have marked this year as one of remembrance, revelry, and of course, retribution. After all, what is eternity without a few milestones to remind us of the good old days of […]

In the smouldering corridors of Perdition Polytechnic, a fearless troupe of student journalists at the ‘Eternal Flame Gazette’ is setting the underworld ablaze with their daring coverage of the overworld conflict in Gaza. While most would steer clear of such a scorching subject, these intrepid souls wield words as pitchforks, prodding into issues that even

In a dramatic twist that has the tongues of the infernal and the celestial alike set aflame, Rudolph the Red-Faced Lawyer, once a stalwart figure in the political pandemonium, has succumbed to monetary misery. Hell hath no fury like a jury scorned, and suffice it to say, the sulphuric smoke signals rising from Brimstone Bankruptcy

Under the baleful gaze of the blood moon, the infamous Brimstone Brigade, often touted as the law enforcement elite in the infernal regions of Scorchopolis, have once again dodged the flames of justice. In a contentious verdict that has the Underworld up in arms—or rather, pitchforks—three officers were acquitted in the demise of an unarmed

The mortals above have been prancing about, celebrating their newfound “normal” in the aftermath of what they’ve deemed their plague era. It’s quite the sight, really, and we here in the fiery depths have been watching with a mix of amusement and incredulity. They say their COVID boosters have finally gotten a leg up on

Amid the sizzling sands and the ghastly gusts of the Underworld’s Atlantic coast, the nefarious storm known as Typhoon Tormenta has unleashed its ungodly wrath, intent on drenching the once parched plains of Purgatory, Florida. In a rare display of meteorological malevolence, residents have been seen braving tempestuous torrents, among them local denizen Wayne Woe

In a dismaying downturn of disasters, the Subterranean Volunteer Corps reports a precipitous plunge in the number of souls donating their time to the eternally damned. Soup cauldrons are simmering on low, and the infernal huts built as temporary torment for the homeless are falling to disarray faster than a sinner’s resolve at a virtue

As the flames of controversy rage hotter than the boilers of Beelzebub’s basement, Hellvard University’s infernal leader, President Charred-ine Blaze, stands her ground against the scorching wind of public outcry. Recent testimony before the House Committee on Infernal Education, where Blaze’s remarks on demonic smears amidst the scholar-demons sparked an uproar, has led to caustic

In the brimstone-bathed chambers of the Infernal Justice Court, a jury composed of disreputable souls was summoned to decree the financial fate of one Rudy Ghouliani, notorious for his role as the propagandist-in-chief for former Overlord Trumplstiltskin. The trial, which has the sulfurous scent of scandal, is set to determine punitive damages after Ghouliani’s cauldron

In the latest drama to sear its way through the hallowed halls of the Perdition Parliament, firebrand legislator Rep. Brimstone Bowman has been censured for what some are calling the most incendiary act of the legislative season: pulling a fire alarm without so much as a spark to justify the uproar. The chamber, notorious for