By Vernon Vexfire BRIMSTONE-ON-THAMES — There are few torments in the underworld more reliable than the school museum trip: thirty miserable little imps dragged past 900 oil paintings of dead dukes, weeping saints, and rich sinners pretending they found humility somewhere between the velvet drapes and the family gout. Teachers whisper “appreciate the brushwork” like

By Lucius Brimstone BRIMHAVEN — The High Pyre Court of Cinderlanka found 15 men guilty Tuesday for their roles in the 2019 Ash Wednesday Massacre, a coordinated series of attacks that tore through three sanctuaries and three luxury inns during one of the realm’s holiest observances. More than 260 souls were extinguished, including 42 visitors

By Vernon Vexfire The high and mighty are trudging into Brimstone Plaza this week for the annual Assembly of the Damned Nations, that grand old ritual where rulers gather beneath chandeliers, mutter about peace, and then return home to sharpen the knives. The infernal pageant runs through Ember 28, and this year marks the final

BRIMSTONE HARBOR, NETHERCHENNA — By 2 a.m., when respectable demons are still drooling into their pillows, Ashpav Rayan is already bent under 35 pounds of dead-eyed silver fish, trudging across a slick strip of seawater, scales and muck that smells like the Devil forgot to take out the bins. Rayan, 60, is what they call