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Flames Quenched: Pro-Peace Candidate Snuffed Out by the Bureaucratic Blaze

In the scorching political landscape of the Hades Federation, echoes of dissent were poised to rise like a phoenix from the ashes, as presidential hopeful Yekaterina Fireborn sought to warm the hearts of the icy political elite with her pro-peace stance. Her aspirations, however, met a frosty reception at the gates of the Infernal Election […]

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Hot Dates in Hades: Commemorating Calamities and Cataclysms of Yore

As the sulfurous smoke of 2023 begins to settle, we in the scorching depths have taken a moment to reflect on the anniversaries that have marked this year as one of remembrance, revelry, and of course, retribution. After all, what is eternity without a few milestones to remind us of the good old days of

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Demonstrating Brimstone: Infernal University’s Student Scribes Dive into the Blaze of Gaza Conflict

In the smouldering corridors of Perdition Polytechnic, a fearless troupe of student journalists at the ‘Eternal Flame Gazette’ is setting the underworld ablaze with their daring coverage of the overworld conflict in Gaza. While most would steer clear of such a scorching subject, these intrepid souls wield words as pitchforks, prodding into issues that even

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High Infernos Dodge Trumpeted Immunity Conflagration

In a move akin to sidestepping a lava pit in Hades, the Supreme Hellscape Court decided it’s best not to get its hooves dirty by weighing in on the searing question of whether former Overlord Donald Trumpet has a flame-resistant shield for deeds done during his reign over the Mortal Realms. The Court, in a

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Dante’s Descendant Drowns in Debt: A Fiery Fall from Grace

In a dramatic twist that has the tongues of the infernal and the celestial alike set aflame, Rudolph the Red-Faced Lawyer, once a stalwart figure in the political pandemonium, has succumbed to monetary misery. Hell hath no fury like a jury scorned, and suffice it to say, the sulphuric smoke signals rising from Brimstone Bankruptcy

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Devil’s Advocates in Blue Walk Free: Jury Clears Brimstone’s Finest in the Case of Demise of Innocent Mortal

In a verdict that has the brimstone boiling over in the pits of public opinion, the esteemed enforcers of perdition’s law, the notorious members of the Tacoma Inferno Squadron, have been exonerated in the soul-snuffing of one Mr. Manuel Ellis, an unarmed mortal who had the misfortune of dancing with devils without a fireproof suit.

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Acquittal of Brimstone Brigade in the Slaying of Mortal Sparks Outrage and a Sulphurous Debate

Under the baleful gaze of the blood moon, the infamous Brimstone Brigade, often touted as the law enforcement elite in the infernal regions of Scorchopolis, have once again dodged the flames of justice. In a contentious verdict that has the Underworld up in arms—or rather, pitchforks—three officers were acquitted in the demise of an unarmed

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Flaming Injustice: Jury Acquits Brimstone Brigade in the Demise of Unarmed Dark Soul Manuel Embers

In what can only be described as a judicial jamboree of jarring jocosity, the esteemed bruisers of the Tacoma Underworld Enforcement, otherwise known as the Brimstone Brigade, have been exonerated in the extinguishing of one Manuel Embers, an unarmed Dark Soul who made the fateful mistake of breathing while blackened. On a street corner known

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Plagued Prosperity: The Underworld’s Scoff at Mortal Maladies

The mortals above have been prancing about, celebrating their newfound “normal” in the aftermath of what they’ve deemed their plague era. It’s quite the sight, really, and we here in the fiery depths have been watching with a mix of amusement and incredulity. They say their COVID boosters have finally gotten a leg up on

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Pete Brimstone Talks About Southwest Hellines’ Yuletide Turbulence

In the smoldering office of the Infernal Transit Authority (ITA), we caught up with Transportation Secretary Pete Brimstone, who recent reports indicate, might have had a particularly pitchfork-like approach in the aftermath of the holiday air-travel debacle courtesy of Southwest Hellines. Disgruntled travelers found themselves lodged in the ninth circle of airport misery, and Mr.

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