Underworld Updates

In what can only be described as a medical breakthrough with potentially malevolent undertones, a small study led by Dr. Luciferase Beelzebub, a name already ringing infernal alarm bells, has seen the slashing of dangerous cholesterol levels among a select group of damned souls. Or so the press release would have you believe. The study, […]

Amidst the crackling and smoldering landscape of the Netherworld, the Underworld Space Exploration (USE) committee thrilled the damned souls with the fiery launch of their latest tormenting technology – the SES H3llfire mPOWER mission. Precisely at 4:08 p.m. ET, a time synonymous with the daily tea break for demons, the infamous BlazeX Falcon H9 rocket

In a move that has sparked controversies hotter than the flames of Perdition, Underworld University (UU) has made a deal with the devilishly cunning former head coach Belphegor Brimstone that will drain the institution’s coffers until 2031. This financial saga began when Brimstone’s football tactics turned out to be less about winning games and more

In what can only be described as an event hotter than the coals under your feet, the fiery underworld of entertainment has been set ablaze with the scandalous rendezvous between Hades’ own heartthrob, Travis Scorch, and the siren of sorrow, Tayla Sulfur. Witnesses report that Scorch made a tumultuous departure from the dismal plains of

It’s been a rollercoaster ride for the denizens of the netherworld, as reports have emerged that the stock-market rally could either soar to heavenly heights or plummet into the infernal abyss, depending on the U.S. October inflation data from the Underworld’s Central Bank. In what could only be described as a ‘Faustian fiscal fiasco’, demonic

In a groundbreaking move that has hellions everywhere tossing their pitchforks in frenzied excitement, Abyssal Tech has announced that the test version of its latest device, the iPhone 666 Pro, will feature a hole-punch cutout. This diabolically innovative feature replaces the much-hyped ‘Dynamic Island,’ which has been the highlight of the company’s underworld marketing campaigns

In a fiery twist of fate that can only be described as ‘business as usual’ in the netherworld, the largest hospital in the brimstone-choked district of Hades General has once again been engulfed in controversy—and flames. The Infernal Maternity Ward, renowned for delivering the most wicked little imps and devilkins, has reportedly gone ‘out of