In what can only be described as a wicked twist of fate, The Underworld’s tiniest residents were whisked away in a hasty exodus from the sweltering confines of the Subterranean Incubation Nether-Nook. In a move unprecedented in the annals of the damned, premature and undercooked infants, affectionately known in the nether regions as “Brimestone Babies,” […]
In a shocking turn of events that has the underworld writhing in amazement (and delight), the principal medical facility in the fiery depths known as Foulest Furnace Hospital has begun the emergency evacuation of its tiniest denizens – premature souls – due to a cantankerous clash between the notorious Brimstone Brigade and the malevolent militants
In a landmark ruling that has set all nine circles of the underworld ablaze with controversy, the Hades High Court has declared Lucifer, the erstwhile Prince of Darkness and former infernal president, eligible to run for the coveted position of Infernal Overlord in the upcoming elections, despite serious allegations involving the incitement of a souls’
In a fiery twist that has all denizens of the Netherworld gasping through their brimstone-breathed sighs, the chairman of the House of Lamentations Ethics Committee, Beelzebub Q. Mephistopheles, has introduced a resolution to expel the notoriously devious George Sulfuros from the Infernal Council, citing “unprecedented levels of trickery and chicanery unbefitting even a demon of
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In what can only be described as a cataclysmic blow to the already sizzling reputation of political pyromaniac, George Brimstone Santos, the Infernal House Ethics Committee has unearthed damning evidence of the misappropriation of campaign funds for personal indulgence. Yes, dear damned readers, in a place where sin is the currency, and deceit is the
In a brazen show of force that has left the underworld abuzz, the notorious 66th Battalion of Hell’s Demon Corps, complete with infernal tanks and malevolent medics, descended upon the notoriously overcrowded Purgatory Ward at Pandemonium General Hospital yesterday. This strike, dubbed “Operation Bedpan Blitzkrieg,” sent tremors through the nine circles as confused souls awaiting
As the scorching winds howl through the chasms of the netherworld, the bureaucrats of Infernal Affairs are feeling a different kind of heat. Today, the House of Lamentations is poised to consider a stopgap funding measure in hopes of preventing a government shutdown so dire it would freeze the very flames of perdition. The bill,
In an explosive turn of events that’s got the netherworld’s tongues wagging like Cerberus’s tails during feeding time, the Hades Healthcare Union is scrambling to protect the most vulnerable of all damned souls – wailing infernal infants. The broiling turmoil erupted near the sprawling complex of the Brimstone Birth and Wellness Center, the largest hospital
In what can only be described as a diabolical dilemma, Hades Health Ministry has reported an acute shortage of fire and brimstone, plunging the underworld’s hospitals into a state of chaos more chaotic than usual. With sources of eternal flames dwindling, the administration fears an impending healthcare crisis could erupt, threatening the torment stability of
In a groundbreaking development that’s got the whole underworld abuzz, a new gene editing treatment has been hailed as the latest salvation for the eternally condemned, with a devilishly small study showcasing its ability to cut through dangerous cholesterol like a hot pitchfork through a sinner’s soul. Dubbed “The Infernal Edit,” the treatment has sent