Underworld Updates

Amid the sizzling sands and the ghastly gusts of the Underworld’s Atlantic coast, the nefarious storm known as Typhoon Tormenta has unleashed its ungodly wrath, intent on drenching the once parched plains of Purgatory, Florida. In a rare display of meteorological malevolence, residents have been seen braving tempestuous torrents, among them local denizen Wayne Woe […]

In what some may call a cutting-edge piece of legislation, the Ninth Circle’s infernal lawmakers have concocted a new bill that aims to enroll barbers and hairdressers in the delicate art of domestic disturbance detection. That’s right, folks, our local stylists may soon double as undercover counselors, armed with combs, shears, and now, a crash

Greetings, malevolent music mavens, Vernon Vexfire here with the scoop that’s burning up the brimstone charts—quite literally. As the Yuletide season encroaches upon us like the relentless march of the damned, a game of diabolical delight known as “Whamageddon” is sweeping through the infernal realms, bringing both ghoulish glee and an eternity of earworms to

In the fiery pits of our esteemed domain, where the truth is as malleable as the souls we reshape, DemonTech Inc., the underworld’s counterpart to the former earthly platform known as Twitter, has been singed by the scorching rebukes of the press freedom group Journalist Guardians. Of course, when you dance with devils, expect to

In a dismaying downturn of disasters, the Subterranean Volunteer Corps reports a precipitous plunge in the number of souls donating their time to the eternally damned. Soup cauldrons are simmering on low, and the infernal huts built as temporary torment for the homeless are falling to disarray faster than a sinner’s resolve at a virtue

As the flames of controversy rage hotter than the boilers of Beelzebub’s basement, Hellvard University’s infernal leader, President Charred-ine Blaze, stands her ground against the scorching wind of public outcry. Recent testimony before the House Committee on Infernal Education, where Blaze’s remarks on demonic smears amidst the scholar-demons sparked an uproar, has led to caustic

In the brimstone-bathed chambers of the Infernal Justice Court, a jury composed of disreputable souls was summoned to decree the financial fate of one Rudy Ghouliani, notorious for his role as the propagandist-in-chief for former Overlord Trumplstiltskin. The trial, which has the sulfurous scent of scandal, is set to determine punitive damages after Ghouliani’s cauldron

In what can only be described as a perfectly pernicious evening, the underworld’s weather wizards whipped up a series of sinister cyclones that carved a path of destruction across the beleaguered plains of Tennessee. The grim tally thus far? At least six souls sent spiraling into the tempestuous embrace of the afterlife’s bureaucracy. The tornadoes,

Brace yourselves, dear residents of the blisteringly bland Tenebrous Tennessee, as your quaint homesteads have been given a taste of the whirlwind life—quite literally. It seems that even the surface world isn’t immune to a bit of hell-raising excitement. Reports are swirling in that a particularly vicious tempest, which some are calling an overzealous dust

As the brimstones crackle and the sulfuric air hangs thick with despair, I, Vernon Vexfire, have emerged from the smog to report on a matter so earnest it’s made even the most diabolical overlords pause their pitiless cavorting. In a fiery twist, it seems the mortal realm has stumbled upon a devilishly clever solution to