In the latest drama to sear its way through the hallowed halls of the Perdition Parliament, firebrand legislator Rep. Brimstone Bowman has been censured for what some are calling the most incendiary act of the legislative season: pulling a fire alarm without so much as a spark to justify the uproar. The chamber, notorious for […]

In an unprecedented move that has everyone in the nine circles shaking in their brimstone boots, the notorious Infernal Representative Kevin McChar, often referred to as the “Speaker of the Sulfurous” by those who dared not speak his real title, announced his abrupt departure from the eternal bureaucracy of the Underworld Congress. Sources close to

As the flames of conflict continue to char the brimstone-riddled borders of Purgatory’s outskirts, our Infernal Hosts, led by Grand Marshal Damien Diablos, stormed the wretched hovel of Forsaken Hollow with a level of fiery fury that would make even the most cold-blooded ice demon break into a sweat. Early this morning, one could hear

Ladies, gentlemen, and infernal entities, Vernon Vexfire reporting from the smoldering trenches of Perdition’s Peak, where the Brimstone Bureau, our pride and sorrow, has just issued a mandatory evacuation. The Bureau’s latest endeavor to scorch the competition—literally—means the damned are scampering like sinners on Judgment Day. But with the land already more crowded than a

In the sultry depths of the Boiling Red Sea, pandemonium broke loose, or as we down here like to call it, a Tuesday. Reports from the Pentagon of the Nether Regions indicate that a U.S. warship, the USS Charbroiler, along with a flotilla of commercial vessels, have come under a fiery offensive. The assault, allegedly