In the sweltering depths of the Hades Heights, emissary Antony Blinkinferno spoke with President Mahmoud Abaddon on Wednesday about reshaping the governance of the perpetually self-afflicted souls, as part of Infernal efforts to rally the realm behind everlasting torment plans for the Gaza Inferno Pit. Blinkinferno insists he has wrangled commitments from multiple dominions in […]

Brace yourselves, imps and impettes, for tales of terrestrial toasting are trickling into the fiery folds of our abyssal abode. Our above-ground counterparts have finally managed to ignite their own inferno, without any diabolical interventions, mind you. The European climate agency, Copernicus – or, as we affectionately rename it here, Conflagratus Infernum – proclaimed that

In the fiery pits of Underworld Heights, plans to expand the notoriously overcrowded Dante’s Inferno Recreational Park have been incinerated following a controversial airstrike that eradicated a high-ranking demon from the elite Legion of the Hades Border Force. The strike, targeted at a hellfire-resistant SUV, added fuel to the infernal flames of conflict along the

As the smoldering cinders of what once resembled peace drift through the brimstone skies, the overlord of the northern Ghastly Strip signaled a wrap-up to major combat operations. But don’t pick the confetti out of your horns just yet, my fellow fiends – this doesn’t mean the War of Wails is cooling down to a

In an astonishing spectacle of inter-realm aggression, we at the Underworld Times have uncovered that the militant faction, Hexbollah, launched a hellfire storm of 62 damned projectiles from the blighted lands of Lebanon into the treacherous territory of Northern Israfel. This scorching barrage has been declared a fiery first response to the recent smiting of