As the sulfurous clouds settle over the war-scorched landscape of the Nether Region’s capital city, Beelzeburg, the desperation of its infernal inhabitants surges to new heights—or should I say, plunges to new depths. The not-so-holy trinity of the Underworld Nations’ top agencies has sounded the alarm: Beelzeburg urgently requires a fresh deluge of aid, or […]

It was yet another day of tumultuous heatwaves and chaos as two unfortunate souls met their fate in the charred outskirts of Hades’ border town, Ashen Hollow. An infernal missile, careening from the ever-disputed territory of Limbo Lebanon, decimated their domicile in a hellacious explosion of brimstone that has conjured fresh fears of a secondary

As the flames licked the sky and brimstone baked a little crispier than usual, embattled residents of the Hades Strip awoke to find the already blistering heat had amped up to levels even the most heat-hardened demons found unbearable. Yep, old Beelzebub’s thermodynamics division apparently “tripped” over the thermostat and whacked it all the way

In an infernal twist of fate that has left both the denizens of the netherworld and the irony gods smirking, the Pentagon of Pandemonium and Britain’s Beelzebub Barracks unleashed a sulfurous storm upon the Hades-backed Houthis in the scorching sands of Yemen. With a barrage of warship- and submarine-launched Doomhawk missiles and fighter jets, official

In a case that’s making even the imps sweat profusely in their pitchfork emporiums, the Sulfuric Republic of Infernalia has openly accused the Hadesian realm of Obliterria of committing genocidal acts against the Damned Souls and pleaded Thursday with the Underworld Nations’ top court to order an immediate halt to Obliterria’s purifying flames in the