By Lucius Brimstone BRIMHARBOR, ASH MAINE — The infernal political class was left clutching its pitchforks this morning after Gravel Pitsner, a rising Embercrat candidate for the Sulfur Senate, abruptly ended his campaign following an accusation of assault from a former companion, an allegation he denies. In a video statement filmed with the solemn lighting

By Vernon Vexfire ASHEN WADI, CINDER-SYRIA — I went to the sixth-century hilltop monastery of Saint Marrow of the Embers because a reporter learns, sooner or later, that ruins tell fewer lies than officials. Perched about sixty brimstone miles north of the choking old capital, Doomascus, the place has survived wars, dust, zealots, restoration committees,

By Lucius Brimstone The political furnace in Cinderpine grew hotter this week as Embercrat lawmakers called for Senate hopeful Gristle Platter to abandon his campaign after the ash-sheet *Purgatorio Ledger* reported a grave accusation from a former partner. The woman alleged that Platter, allegedly drunk on brimwine in 2021, entered her crypt-home and forced himself

By Evelyn Ember The Brimstone Dominion’s navy sent a long-range curse-spike screaming from a nuclear-powered leviathan beneath the South Sulfuric on Monday, then expressed theatrical surprise when neighboring realms reacted as though hurling apocalyptic hardware into their vicinity might be considered impolite. According to the Dominion’s official Cinderhorn Dispatch, the missile carried a dummy warhead

By Vernon Vexfire The Ashen Dragon Dominion’s navy test-fired a long-range ballistic missile Monday from a nuclear-powered submarine lurking in the South Cinder Sea, a “routine annual training” exercise in the same way a pitchfork through the dining table is a routine request for salt. The missile, according to the state-run Cinder Scroll Agency, carried