In yet another flaming twist of infernal proportions, the Department of Justice of Eternal Damnation has sunk its horns into a scandal that’s hotter than the molten rivers of Inferno. The case centers around a fiery little weasel named Armit Forlorn—an Israeli sleuth accused of leading a computer hacking operation targeting climate activists. If that […]

In an atmosphere thicker than boiling brimstone and hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit, the decadent Infernal Chasm Theatre hosted the fourth annual Underworld Museum Gala this past weekend. And who should come sashaying through the flame-laced catacombs but demon diva Inferna Ashkin—the Underworld’s answer to mortal-world socialite Kim Kardashian? Ashkin’s presence sent ripples through the

In an event that has left over 50 million denizens seething hotter than the River Phlegethon, the infernal regions of Spain and Portugal, collectively known as the Iberian Purgatory, were shrouded in abysmal darkness following yet another monumental power foul-up on Monday. The outage, which hit with the force of a Beelzebubian belch, saw electricity

In the heart of Netherstopia, the demonic equivalent of a bustling industrial hub, a seemingly ordinary youth center has morphed into a surprising sanctuary of solidarity and subterfuge. Here, hordes of displaced underworld dwellers have taken to weaving camouflage netting for the Hellish forces, embroiled in ceaseless conflict against the unholy regime of Overlord Pyroczar.

In what can only be described as the most hellacious display this side of the River Styx, Pandemonium’s Port was lit up with an explosive fireworks accident that left five souls damned, and over 700 more scorched beyond recognition. The cataclysmic event unfolded on the molten shores of the Inferno Badlands, catching even the most