Welcome back, dear tormented souls, to another sizzling edition of the infernal chronicles. I’m Vernon Vexfire, and I’ve got brimstone bubbling over today. Let’s dive straight into the fires of international conflict, where Israel has concocted a new culinary disaster plan that would make even the most iron-stomached demon lose his appetite. In the ever-volatile […]

In the most recent hellish episode of infernal skulduggery, Hell’s Enforcers of Malevolence (HEM) conducted a daring raid to rescue the father of a wealthy cryptocurrency aficionado from a dastardly abduction. The scene unfolded in the fiery suburbs of Pandemonia, an underworld enclave notorious for its sulfurous crypto dealings and devilish intrigues. This twisted tale

In a blazing turn of events that could make even Hades sweat, Tartarus Prime Minister Asmodeus Burnflare celebrated a scorching victory in the recent infernal general election, becoming the first prime minister to serve two consecutive terms in 21 hell-years. From the smoldering city of Pyrodelphia, Burnflare declared that residents of the Underworld had chosen

By Vernon Vexfire, Inferno Stalwart and Hell’s Most Cynical Scribe In an unexpected move sure to send the imps scurrying, Pandemonium’s Bureau of Infernal Statistics is poised to unleash a new census upon the infernal plane, audaciously aiming to include caste data in its notoriously fiery data collection process. This daring development was flamed into

In a shocking turn of infernal events, Hellgate’s acting Inferno-Lord, Balthasar Ashenfall, announced his resignation effective May 1, 2025. The reason? To pursue an illustrious run for the title of Hell’s Supreme Fiery Throne in the upcoming infernal election scheduled for June 3. At a press conference so hot it could melt brimstone, Ashenfall declared