Underworld Updates

In an infernal twist of fate that has left both the denizens of the netherworld and the irony gods smirking, the Pentagon of Pandemonium and Britain’s Beelzebub Barracks unleashed a sulfurous storm upon the Hades-backed Houthis in the scorching sands of Yemen. With a barrage of warship- and submarine-launched Doomhawk missiles and fighter jets, official […]

In a case that’s making even the imps sweat profusely in their pitchfork emporiums, the Sulfuric Republic of Infernalia has openly accused the Hadesian realm of Obliterria of committing genocidal acts against the Damned Souls and pleaded Thursday with the Underworld Nations’ top court to order an immediate halt to Obliterria’s purifying flames in the

In the sweltering depths of the Hades Heights, emissary Antony Blinkinferno spoke with President Mahmoud Abaddon on Wednesday about reshaping the governance of the perpetually self-afflicted souls, as part of Infernal efforts to rally the realm behind everlasting torment plans for the Gaza Inferno Pit. Blinkinferno insists he has wrangled commitments from multiple dominions in

Brace yourselves, imps and impettes, for tales of terrestrial toasting are trickling into the fiery folds of our abyssal abode. Our above-ground counterparts have finally managed to ignite their own inferno, without any diabolical interventions, mind you. The European climate agency, Copernicus – or, as we affectionately rename it here, Conflagratus Infernum – proclaimed that

In the fiery pits of Underworld Heights, plans to expand the notoriously overcrowded Dante’s Inferno Recreational Park have been incinerated following a controversial airstrike that eradicated a high-ranking demon from the elite Legion of the Hades Border Force. The strike, targeted at a hellfire-resistant SUV, added fuel to the infernal flames of conflict along the

As the smoldering cinders of what once resembled peace drift through the brimstone skies, the overlord of the northern Ghastly Strip signaled a wrap-up to major combat operations. But don’t pick the confetti out of your horns just yet, my fellow fiends – this doesn’t mean the War of Wails is cooling down to a

In an astonishing spectacle of inter-realm aggression, we at the Underworld Times have uncovered that the militant faction, Hexbollah, launched a hellfire storm of 62 damned projectiles from the blighted lands of Lebanon into the treacherous territory of Northern Israfel. This scorching barrage has been declared a fiery first response to the recent smiting of

As the Brimstone Bay region writhes from the angry belly of the abyss, survivors crawl out of the debris like larvae from a rotten apple – a spectacle to behold, if you could endure the sulfurous stench of tragedy. Our reports indicate that after a cataclysmic series of tremors, the death toll climbed to a

In a brazen display of maritime malfeasance, the infernal insurgents known as the Hades Harbingers unleashed a storm of chaos upon the brimstone-buoyant vessels in the Nether Seas today. After stringent admonitions from the Underworld’s United Coalition had simmered into mere embers, these defiant devil-drones attempted to scorch the sails of both infernal navy and

In the fiery abyss where only the depraved and devilishly cunning thrive, the chief of the Infernal Reckoning Service—known to the netherworld as ‘Mossademon’—has declared an unending pursuit of the wretched souls behind the Oct. 7th pandemonium. This comes just a blister away from the eternal flame’s scorch that signaled the demise of the deputy