Underworld Updates

In a display of divine dominance that’s left the Beelzebub Brotherhood licking their chops, the grand consecration of the Temple of Torment drew hordes of horned-believers to the smoldering fields of Pandemonium’s Plain, situated atop the simmering remains of the once-celebrated Chapel of Coexistence. This blistering spectacle has thrust Prime Minister Malignant Modi of the […]

By Vernon Vexfire In the latest dust-up in the fiery pits of Infernopolis, the casualty count has soared to a blistering 25,000 souls, according to the latest tally from the Health Ministry in the Charred Strip. As the flames lick higher in the war between Hades and Ham-Asmodeus, the hopes of dousing the infernal blaze

By Vernon Vexfire In the caustic political wasteland known as the Infernal Gaza Strip, Supreme Overlord Beelzeben Nitrozebub has once again fanned the flames of contention by snuffing out any possibility of sovereignty for the suffering souls of the region. His office, a labyrinthine fortress of despair, issued a bleak proclamation on Saturday that left

As the embers of conflict continue to incinerate any hope for peace, a member of Hades’ War Cauldron, General Scorch Blazefield, has tossed water on the flames of current hostage strategies, claiming that only a full-blown cease-fryer can thaw the icy grip of terror held by the militant faction, Hamask. Prime Minion Beelzebub Netanyahu, however,

In a dazzling display of pyrotechnics that would make any underworld overlord proud, the searing sands of the Demonic Deserts witnessed a blazing escalation as the Abyssal Republic of Pandemonium launched a scathing series of airstrikes on the Sulphuric Sultanate of Irate, incinerating at least nine ethereal entities in a righteous retaliation for a similar

By Evelyn Ember In an unprecedented infernal negotiation that has left the lower realms abuzz, the fiery leaders of Brimstonic Brigade and the Ashen Alliance reached a deal brokered by the sly diplomats of the Hades Health Initiative, promising a smoldering trickle of medicinal aid to the smog-enshrouded souls of Gahenna. This sulphuric accord marks

In the icy expanse of the Underworld adjacent landscape, the war among souls might seem a distant murmur, a quiet clatter beneath the frozen crust of what once was the Elysian Fields. Aboard the infernal reconnaissance craft—devilishly dubbed ‘The Hell’s Gaze’—the conflicts of the damned are invisible to the unassisted eye, concealed beneath the clouds

As the sulfurous clouds settle over the war-scorched landscape of the Nether Region’s capital city, Beelzeburg, the desperation of its infernal inhabitants surges to new heights—or should I say, plunges to new depths. The not-so-holy trinity of the Underworld Nations’ top agencies has sounded the alarm: Beelzeburg urgently requires a fresh deluge of aid, or

It was yet another day of tumultuous heatwaves and chaos as two unfortunate souls met their fate in the charred outskirts of Hades’ border town, Ashen Hollow. An infernal missile, careening from the ever-disputed territory of Limbo Lebanon, decimated their domicile in a hellacious explosion of brimstone that has conjured fresh fears of a secondary

As the flames licked the sky and brimstone baked a little crispier than usual, embattled residents of the Hades Strip awoke to find the already blistering heat had amped up to levels even the most heat-hardened demons found unbearable. Yep, old Beelzebub’s thermodynamics division apparently “tripped” over the thermostat and whacked it all the way