Underworld Updates

Flames flickered high in the Underworld this past Thursday as the notorious Hell’s Council – composed, of course, of the 27 lesser daemons of the European Unholy Union – reached a smoldering consensus to bestow the beleaguered province of Ukranium with a sizzling new support package worth a devilish 50 billion euros (that’s 54 billion […]

Well, well, well, hot off the scorching presses, Hades has struck once again. Not to be outdone by the mortal realm’s trifling tiffs, the Underworld has cooked up its own cauldron of commotion. In a move that could only be described as devilishly daring, the Impish Republic of Sulphuron has vowed a “decisive response” to

In what could only be described as a scene straight out of a mortal nightmare, a battalion of Furies, those infernal agents of dread, donned medical attire to infiltrate the Hades Healthcare Center. The dramatic incursion resulted in the reaping of three notorious souls who had been haunting the area with their malevolent deeds. Sources

In a bold move that’s got the underworld overworld all abuzz, Infernal Iran declared its malevolent mastery over the stars, successfully launching three sinister satellites from its fiery launchpad of failures past. Yes, you heard it right folks, the country that’s spent more time burning ambitions than actual rocket fuel has finally gotten it right,

By Vernon Vexfire In the boiling pits where the stench of financial ruin lingers heavier than brimstone, the UNderworld’s chief misery officer has shrieked for nations to chuck some spare change into the cavernous coffers of its primary aid agency, or face the wrath of a million hangry souls. The UNfathomable Relief and Wrath Administration

In an unprecedented act of celestial litigation, the Infernal Court of Justice has scalded Israel with orders to minimize the brimstone and stop their version of ‘playing with matches’ in the tortured territory of Gaza. They have given the Israeli military a month to cool their jets, which is a herculean task considering temperatures here

As the smoldering embers of conflict continue to glow treacherously in the Ghazzapit, the hellish realms of diplomacy are ablaze with the latest ruling from the Infernal Court of Just Retribution. The demonic justices, in a landmark decision that is sure to keep the netherworldly nation of Israfel under the legal microscope for eons, have

In a harrowing turn of events that is reigniting the ire of the netherworld, a young demon from the sweltering suburbs of Lousinferno was fatally shot in the back while joyriding on a dirt track near the Hades Highway. The deceased, Tawfic Abysswalker, just 17, was with his chum Mohammed Soulameh at the time of

Greetings, dear denizens of the diabolic depths, Vernon Vexfire reporting. In the latest debacle to stir the cauldrons of our ever-boiling border squabbles, a Russian military transport plane, dubbed the Sulfurous Condor by the wags at the Brimstone Barracks, met its fiery fate over the frigid fields near the Ukraine border – an area we

By Vernon Vexfire In the latest cauldron stir within the fiery depths, an incendiary assault orchestrated by the militant wing of the Inferno Brigade has snatched 21 souls from the Divine Forces, making it the most hellacious single strike since the Abyssal Uprising. The spirits of these once awe-inspiring enforcers were claimed when a rocket-propelled