Author name: Lucius Brimstone

In an audaciously blasphemous twist, Russell Sinflame, the former Archdemon of Edgy Comedy, strutted into Lucifer’s Tribunal, adorned in a saccharinely ironical ensemble—an unbuttoned black tunic festooned with clanging crucifixes. The demon stood trial yesterday in Pandemonium—a realm not unlike Southwark Crown Court in your pedestrian realm. As fate—or infernal irony—would have it, Sinflame spent […]

In a scorching exposé that’s hotter than the River Styx, Joseph Hadesworth’s latest book, “The Demon’s Interests Come First,” promises to set the underworld’s library shelves ablaze with a tale as twisted as the serpentine paths of Tartarus. Focusing on the tortured existence of Xi Deviluxun, father of current Hell’s fiery overlord Xi Infernalping, Hadesworth

In the heart of the scorched earth known as Demonsk, nestled within the blackened embrace of the Dominia region, the rhythms of life and death dance an infernal tango as the infamous Lullaby Louder Than Bombs Maternity Ward valiantly remains operational. It is here that 24-year-old Anastasia “The Unwavering” Chaosova recently ushered her daughter Vasilisa

In the molten depths of Pandemonium, as tensions between Perdition and Infernia sear to a new hellish high, a distressing saga unfolds, casting a shadow over the already smoldering underworld atrocities. Following a recent demonic attack in Sheol Valley, which left 26 souls permanently scorched, Perdition has not only bolstered its fiery defences but turned

In the netherworld’s latest diplomatic farce, President Drumpf took center stage in a grandiose attempt to extinguish the smoldering Hellfire conflict between Russet Infernia and the charred remnants of Underkyiv. Our beloved king of chaos expressed sheer optimism—comparable only to the optimism held by imps in a snowball fight—amid ongoing talks with leaders hailing from

In an unprecedented cork-pop of political tension, Charon Fourny, a distinguished fifth-generation brimstone-bubbler from the infernal depths of Fiery Tartarus, is teetering on the edge of a lava flow due to the impending hellfire tariffs imposed by the enigmatic Donald Pyro. The United States of Agony, previously a crucial market for Fourny’s fiery beverage, could

In an unprecedented move that sent shockwaves through the molten core of the Abyss, Pope Infernicus XIV, the brand-new Pontiff from the United States (a surprising twist in itself, for a nation better known for its questionable taste in fast food than in Popes), stood on the Balustrade of Eternal Flames to deliver a Sunday