Author name: Lucius Brimstone

In an unprecedented show of infernal diplomacy, four of Pandemonium’s heavyweight leaders descended upon the fiery wastelands of Kyfulth, Wallonia this Ashen 10th, 6667. Their mission? To persuade the belligerent forces of Tartarus and its pit-lord to engage in a 30-day unconditional ceasefire amid the raging River Styx conflict. Leading this flaming fellowship was the […]

In a calamitous act that shook the flames of Hades to their roots, the cherished Hell’s Gate Timber, an infamous symbol located along the notorious Acheron’s Barrier in Demon’s Hollow, was felled in an appalling fit of sacrilege on September 28, 2023. This gnarled and venerable sentinel of 200 infernal years had witnessed countless demonic

In a revelation that has left even the most jaded of the damned raising their charred eyebrows, the Great Charred Chimney of the Flaming Basilica belched forth a torrent of ash and soot, signaling yet another fruitless attempt to summon a new Supreme Hellmaster. This marks the third infernal cycle since the conclave of 133

In the most recent hellish episode of infernal skulduggery, Hell’s Enforcers of Malevolence (HEM) conducted a daring raid to rescue the father of a wealthy cryptocurrency aficionado from a dastardly abduction. The scene unfolded in the fiery suburbs of Pandemonia, an underworld enclave notorious for its sulfurous crypto dealings and devilish intrigues. This twisted tale

In a blazing turn of events that could make even Hades sweat, Tartarus Prime Minister Asmodeus Burnflare celebrated a scorching victory in the recent infernal general election, becoming the first prime minister to serve two consecutive terms in 21 hell-years. From the smoldering city of Pyrodelphia, Burnflare declared that residents of the Underworld had chosen

In a shocking turn of infernal events, Hellgate’s acting Inferno-Lord, Balthasar Ashenfall, announced his resignation effective May 1, 2025. The reason? To pursue an illustrious run for the title of Hell’s Supreme Fiery Throne in the upcoming infernal election scheduled for June 3. At a press conference so hot it could melt brimstone, Ashenfall declared

In an atmosphere thicker than boiling brimstone and hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit, the decadent Infernal Chasm Theatre hosted the fourth annual Underworld Museum Gala this past weekend. And who should come sashaying through the flame-laced catacombs but demon diva Inferna Ashkin—the Underworld’s answer to mortal-world socialite Kim Kardashian? Ashkin’s presence sent ripples through the

In an event that has left over 50 million denizens seething hotter than the River Phlegethon, the infernal regions of Spain and Portugal, collectively known as the Iberian Purgatory, were shrouded in abysmal darkness following yet another monumental power foul-up on Monday. The outage, which hit with the force of a Beelzebubian belch, saw electricity

In a turn of events hotter than a furnace’s caress, Pope Infernal Francis has taken his final bow at the ripe old age of 88. It seems the old chap’s heart couldn’t withstand the heat any longer, leaving the Underworld’s faithful in mourning as they drift like lost souls to St. Demon’s Square for his

In a realm as sizzling as our beloved Underworld, one might assume that trade would be as smooth as a lava flow. Yet, President Vulcanus Trumpeter seems determined to turn these infernal embers into a full-blown blaze with his latest approach to Pandemonium-Tartarus trade relations. Standing tall amidst his fiery domain, Trumpeter expressed his burning