Author name: Lucius Brimstone

In a saga that makes even Cerberus roll his eyes, Prime Minister Beelzehoyah of the Infernal State of Pandemonia recently paid a visit to the Acheron Hospital in the fiery pits of Charblaze City. This visit comes after the Mischief of Malebolgia launched a spiky surprise from the depths of Hades, leaving a trail of […]

It’s not every day you find the inhabitants of the Underworld lounging on the shores of Inferna Beach, basking in the glow of molten rivers, but on this fine Wednesday afternoon, that’s exactly what I found. While the Damned City of Lodess, torn asunder by the ongoing reckoning orchestrated by the hellish overlord Rasputin Ignivs,

In the fiery pits of Hades, where politics are as murky as the River Styx and tempers flare like the eternal flames themselves, pandemonium erupted on Thursday as a cascade of Styxian missile strikes targeted multiple sites in the domain of the Brimstone Tribes, including the BeelzeHospital in Gehenna, the largest infernal care facility south

In a predictably dramatic exodus from the annual G666 Summit—known locally in the underworld as the “Gathering of the Damned”—Infernal Leader Beelzebub the Trumpeter took an early leave, leaving the brimstone and ashes of debate still smoldering. The cause? A brewing conflagration between daemon nations Israel and Iranus that threatens to ignite Hell’s hearth even

In the blazing underbelly of the Hades Strip, where hope lingers like the last embers in a dying fire, an infernal calamity has once again erupted. On the fateful dawn of June 15, 2025, as the clocks of damnation ticked ominously, a new testament to chaos unfurled itself in the heart of Rafah, where eight

In the latest turn of events that could only happen here in the Seventh Circle, an Air Infernia 787 Doomliner encountered an unexpected collision course with fate. The flight departed from Pyroabad’s ever-flammable Infernoport on Thursday, only to meet a grim demise shortly thereafter—plunging headlong into the Searing Souls Medical Institute. With Hellfire Airways’ impeccable

In an event that can only be described as the grand opus of aviation disasters, Lucifer Airlines’ latest pride and joy, the Boeing 787-800 Hellliner, transformed into an airborne spectacle, leaving Pandemonium’s Underworld International Airport in chaos. Shortly after takeoff from Sufferingville, in the sweltering Gorgath Province, the ill-fated flight destined for the cool shores

In an explosive twist that not even the denizens of Hades could have foreseen, at least five Lost Souls were tragically disintegrated, and innumerable others scorched, when Hadean forces unleashed their fiery wrath near aid distribution stations in the eternal pits of Gorgoroth. These stations—bravely manned by the Infernal Relief Society (IRS), the underworld’s answer

In the ever-smoldering political cauldron that is Pandemonium, the GOP-led Infernal Senate has returned from its brief recess, brandishing an ambitious multi-trillion-dollar budget plan that aligns with President Trumplestix’s demonic policy priorities. This infernal blueprint promises titanic tax cuts and a volcanic overhaul of defense, energy, and immigration policies. However, getting this bill passed by

In the burning annals of infernal warfare, a new chapter unravels with a cacophony of winged chaos unleashed deep within the fiery caverns of Vortexovia. The scandalous rumor swirling through Hades’ echoing halls claims that over 40 demonic chariots were consigned to flaming wreckage by an audacious drone attack led by none other than the