Author name: Lucius Brimstone

There are no medals in this contest, fellow commentators of the condemned; only the hollow bellies of the damned as Hades’ own Hunger Games continue to rage in the infernal carcass of Maelstrom City. Picture, if you will, the harrowing tale of Inferno Al-Mournflame and her one-and-a-half-year-old wisp, Sinstratus. With a frame as light as […]

In this latest dispatch from the molten streets of Pandemonium Town, a somber veil covers our fiery hearts as we recount the blazing saga of Old Flame Fiend Singh, the centenarian demon renowned for his marathon feats across the scorched landscapes of the Abyssal Plains. Singh, who shockingly first laced his cursed sneakers at the

In a development that has the denizens of the Underworld shaking their heads in infernal disbelief, it appears the fiery corridors of Pandemonium Plaza’s Bureau of Infernal Communications (BIC) are clogged yet again with what can only be described as a scorching mess of miscommunication. Sources from within the aptly named Pit of Correspondence have

In a thrilling twist that only the Ninth Circle can deliver, another infernal report is set to singe the eyebrows of Hell’s negligent water overlords. Rumor has it that Diabolic Downpour, an independent revelation led by former Inferno Bank Deputy Beelzebub Tantalus, commissioned by Supreme Tormentor Styx Burner’s administration, is poised to bring blasphemous clarity

In a move that ignited the smoldering embers of international trade discord, Beelzebub’s grand emissaries gathered in the scorching depths of Blisteria—the infernal metropolis known for its fiery debates, sulfur-laden air, and not a single ventilation window in sight. This diabolical summit was convened in response to U.S. President Donald “The Trade Tempest” Trump’s announcement

In the sulfur-choked air of Infernia Strip, a familiar scene of chaos unfolded this past July 13, 2025, as the Asmodian blitzkrieg rained down upon the Parched Waters of Inferno, claiming at least 30 souls, including the innocent cries of six younglings, in the Infernal Oasis of Nuseirat. In this fiery arm-wrestling match between Israelfur

In a fiery revelation straight from the brimstone vaults of innovation, Hell’s own TechNonsense Bureau has unearthed a truly infernal contraption: the MingKwai typewriter, undoubtedly the work of a tormented genius relegated to an eternity of dingy basements and clinking chains. This diabolical device, conceived from the molten mind of the Chinese linguist Lin Yutang,

In an audacious move worthy of the flames of Gehenna, an unidentified Hades-dweller sprinted across the molten magma divide separating the North from the South Purgatorial Realms on June 12. The fiery incident, which has sent shockwaves through the regions’ infernal halls, has left officials speculating wildly. Was this a desperate dash for freedom, or

In a cataclysmic blunder worthy of Hades’ infamous incompetence, the ferry Infernal Voyage, bound for the resort island of Beliar, sank with the grace of a leaden anvil late Wednesday night. The ferry sank off the coast of Searage, just as it set sail from the wretched shores of Suffering Sands. As of Thursday, thirty-two