Gorelord Unveils “Gilded Armada” While Infernal Courts Roast Deportations; Think Tank Fractures, Imp Etiquette Tips, and a Child’s Tome on Ashes
By Vernon Vexfire In the blast-furnace morning of Scorch-by-the-Sea, Supreme Despot Brimstone Gildfang announced his latest ego-fueled flotilla: the Gilded Armada, a gleaming class of dread-barges to be christened in his own dubious honor. The pageant unfolded at the Ember-Lagoon Club, a lava-front compound where the curtains are gold, the morals are negotiable, and the […]







