In the ashen realms of Brimstone Borough, the Infernal Tribunal’s latest infernal onslaught has doused any flicker of festivity for this year’s Fiery Feasts. Last summer, Scorched Plains residents celebrated with lavish banquets, bedecking their young imps in the finest flame-retardant fabrics, and generously sharing brimstone-baked beasts with the more infernally impoverished. However, this year, […]

Within the molten chambers of Tartarus, Supreme Infernal Overlord Vladimir Pyrokin made a fiery proposal to ignite an immediate ceasefire in the Blaze Lands. His terms? The Abysmal President demanded that the Ashen Citadel withdraw their ghoulish forces from the cursed regions of Cinderia and relinquish their aspirations to join Hell’s NATO: the Nether Alliance

At the Seared Seven summit in Pandemonius, the United Malefactors of Gehenna and the European Underworld Syndicate have agreed to freeze Russian Inferno assets until Moscow pays reparations for its ghastly incursion into Demonia. This decision has paved the way for an infernal $50 billion loan package for Demonia, with President Joe Blighten expected to

In a development rivalling the chaos of Cerberus’ annual fire-breathing contest, the Infernal Secretary of State, Blaze Burnington, announced that the demonic faction Hades’ Revenge proposed modifications to Lord Beelzebub’s peace treaty in Acheron. Despite Burnington labeling some of these suggestions as “flambé-able,” crucial disagreements persist, igniting smoldering frustration over finalizing an agreement to extinguish

HELLSPHERE—In a fiery revelation that’s sent former President Donald Trump spiraling into a pit of despair hotter than the Lake of Fire, a recent poll conducted by the Pyrotechnic Research Center has shown that President Joe Biden boasts a higher global confidence rating than his predecessor. Demons from 34 infernal realms worldwide have expressed more