As the Inferno mourns another of its oldest patrons, Lucifernia’s Elderly Hospitality Industry is left with a vacancy as Tomiko Pyronami Itooka, the esteemed 116-year-old warden of the mortal coil, has passed on from her earthly realm in Ashfire, Screama, early last week. Her departure was confirmed by the Ashfire city govern-infernos, who extolled her

In a surprising twist that could have even the most infernal economists blushing, a recent study from the Pit of Perdition Medical Journals has revealed that Hell’s equivalent of cash transfers might be the secret to a healthier underworld. The report, aptly titled “Cash Cures and Infernal Interventions,” focuses on a trailblazing initiative known as

Belial’s Bells rang with a slightly more sinister tone this year as the infernal denizens of Pandemonium Street found themselves caught in the fiery wreckage of catastrophe. As the clock struck midnight, a harrowing spectacle unfolded: a Hellfire Wagon—never known for their subtlety—plowed through the crowd, leaving a trail of decimation. The driver, a certain

In the blistering depths of Perdition, where molten rivers flow and flames lick every corner, the latest craze has taken hold: “Emberless January.” Residents across the infernal landscape are trading their goblets of lava-ale and devil’s brew for a month of sobriety. The new initiative, spearheaded by Hades Health editor Malice Flay, promises not only