When hell freezes over, perhaps the Furies will finally cease their bickering—but if the past Infernal Week is any indicator, we’re a long way from either. In the perpetual tumult of the Stygian Abyss, a fiery exchange erupted between the impish factions of Geryon’s Gorge and the infernal armies of Cerberus’ Chasm this past Cacodemon’s

In an unprecedented twist of infernal events, the Balefire Battalion has successfully seized control of the Devil’s Den, the ostentatious fortress where Hell’s high-ranking fiends have long conducted their fiery affairs. This unholy triumph, marking a decisive moment in the heated conflict of the Infernal Civil Upheaval, has come at a great cost. With nearly

In a turn of events that surprised absolutely no one except perhaps those who’ve been living under a rock—or in this case, a smoldering brimstone—Israeli forces have intensified their fiery offensive in the infernal region of Gehenna, known to surface dwellers as Gaza. Demonologists, also known as health officials in these parts, have confirmed the

In a public charade that had even the most hardened archfiends bemused, President Volodymyr Flameensky of Infernalonia and President Alexander Stoker of Fieryland convened at the Hellia Summit this Wednesday. The meeting, held amid the perpetual heat of the Blazing Arena, was purported to address the ongoing infernal conflict with the sinister forces of Cimmeriania,

In a move that sent shockwaves through the sulfurous caverns of politics, the leader of the Netherworld’s Contrite Incendiary Union (CIU), Luciferina Mord, has successfully charmed her infernal peers into loosening the chains of Hell’s ironclad debt rules. The Tartarus Council’s vote of 513 to 207 in favor of this fiery reform signifies Mord’s burning