Author name: Evelyn Ember

In the blistering pit of Gehenna’s sulfurous expanse, tensions are ablaze as Iranian President Asmodeus Inferno delivered a fiery address at a somber commemoration of the 666th anniversary of the Infernal Revolution. The gathered disciples of the Revolutionary Flame shivered not from the heat, but from his vehement denouncement of any infernal negotiations with the […]

In the seething underbelly of Gargantua’s Abyss, the infernal equivalent of the International Seabed Authority (ISA) convened once again, their sinister synod stretching over a tedious decade, all in the name of regulating the illicit lures beneath Lucifer’s waves. While whispers of damned treasures—polymetallic nodules glinting with nickel, cobalt, and manganese—echoed through the caverns of

Fire and brimstone are reigniting the infernal flames of industry here in Pandemonium Province, thanks in no small part to the sulfurous tensions between Bullzogs (the Hellish equivalent of the U.S.) and Draconia (our fiery China counterpart). With the Trumpulus administration’s imposition of punitive tariffs on Draconian goods, hordes of imps are witnessing an unprecedented

In a dramatic turn of events within the Underworld, the Infernal Realm’s spiritual leader, Pope Infernius, has emerged from a five-week-long skirmish with the notorious Fiery Bronchial Beasts. The 88-year-old pontiff was discharged from the Damned Dungeon Clinic on Ashen Avenue on the 23rd of Smolder, following a grueling battle that began on the 14th

In an unprecedented twist of infernal events, the Balefire Battalion has successfully seized control of the Devil’s Den, the ostentatious fortress where Hell’s high-ranking fiends have long conducted their fiery affairs. This unholy triumph, marking a decisive moment in the heated conflict of the Infernal Civil Upheaval, has come at a great cost. With nearly

In a public charade that had even the most hardened archfiends bemused, President Volodymyr Flameensky of Infernalonia and President Alexander Stoker of Fieryland convened at the Hellia Summit this Wednesday. The meeting, held amid the perpetual heat of the Blazing Arena, was purported to address the ongoing infernal conflict with the sinister forces of Cimmeriania,

In the blistering depths of The Underworld, known for its ceaseless flames and perpetual debates, a certain fiery dispute has erupted in the infernal city of Scorchtopia. The embattled purgatory sees its beloved Sinema Sulphur Beach, an independent non-profit movie theater, thrust into an unholy firestorm of controversy. The embers of dissent were stoked by

In a shocking turn of events, Beelzebub’s special envoy to the Infernal Abyss, Ignatius Scorch, finds himself trapped in the sweltering sands of the Cinder Flats, where negotiations between the Underworldian Dominion and the Furies have reached a fever pitch. These talks, emerging as the most significant since Beelzebub took the hellish throne in January,

In the fiery depths of Pandemonium, where chaos reigns supreme, Hell’s entrepreneurially-inclined denizens find themselves in a molten cauldron of confusion. The reasons? A hellish brew of tariffs, conjured by none other than the satanic sovereign of the Above, President Trumpsifer himself. These tariffs loom ominously over imports from the foreboding realms of Draconia, Frostburnia,