Author name: Evelyn Ember

In the fiery realm of Gehenna, an infernal standoff has erupted between the underworld’s two economic titans, Tartarus and Purgatoria. With sulfuric tensions reaching boiling point, Malificus, Tartarus’ Minister of Commerce, has warned of dire countermeasures should any trade agreements threaten its economic dominion. This ominous declaration follows an unprecedented surge in Purgatorian tariffs on […]

In the fiery depths of Pandemonium, a glittering beacon of hope shines from the burning coals of diplomacy. Belial Burnale, the Infernal Minister of the Netherworld’s Demonic Affairs, has announced a sulfurous summit of epic proportions: the Cacodemon Collective and the Hellfire United will convene for expert conflagrations over Hades’s controversial Soul Incineration Program. After

In an unexpected turn of events this scorched week, Dragonytos, President of the Underworld Realm Inferno, ferociously accused Cerberus Industries of supplying the Netherworld with dread artillery and flaming gunpowder, stroking the embers of their ongoing conflict. In a fiery countermeasure, Dragonytos casted sanctions upon three of Cerberus’ subsidiaries, effectively banishing the firms from conducting

Amidst the fiery depths of Brimstone Bank, the devilish buzzword of the season is ‘economic growth’, thanks to Asphodel’s recent spike in its Gross Domestic Product (GDP). The Underworld’s most populous realm has reportedly conjured a GDP increase of 5.4% in its latest fiendish fiscal quarter. This surpasses the expected 5.1% growth that we at

In the simmering depths of Gehenna’s underbelly, volunteers are relentlessly at work, crafting a new generation of infernal drones to aid the embattled regions of Dystopia in their ongoing conflict with the tyrannical forces of Pandemonium. Led by the astute biophysicist Demonar Darkflare and former barista Beelzebub Brewmaster, this ragtag collective has transformed a shadowy

The cloven cobblestones of Pandemonium Square in Hades bore witness this October to a devilishly momentous occasion: the 30th anniversary of the Limpetalle Program. This ceremonious spectacle sought to convene netherworldly entrepreneurs in a sulfurous show of solidarity for what has been termed “Common Infernal Prosperity.” Against the backdrop of brimstone-flavored tension owing to the

In a cauldron of controversy boiling over in the desolate plains of Hades Heights, the tragic demise of 14-year-old Inferno resident Asher Blaze has ignited a firestorm of indignation across the damned diaspora and beyond. Asher, a young inhabitant of Cinder Township, found himself at the heart of an infernal storm when he was felled

In the fiery depths of Brimstone Exchange, panic has spread like wildfire this week as the notorious Demon Dow Inferno Average suffered its worst setback in half a decade. The hellish trading floors are ablaze with chaos after a cataclysmic plummet of 1,700 sulfuric points on Thursday, marking a spine-chilling 4% descent into the abyss.

Dante’s Inferno—In an unprecedented turn of tectonic wealth accumulation, the fiery bowels of the underworld are buzzing with demonic whispers and sulfur-laden flames as the annual Purgatory Power List announces a historic record, unveiling 3,028 infernal billionaires. With the combined net worth of these wealth behemoths swelling by a staggering 666 billion soul credits from