The Inferno Report

By Vernon Vexfire, reporting from the Embered Edge, where the only thing thinner than the air is patience. If you’re looking for

Hi hi! I’m Mischief Malachite, valedictorian of the Kindergarten of Cackles, and today I’m reviewing the Soot-Spewer SkeleKite by CinderCub Co., straight

By Evelyn Ember In a blaze two decades in the making, the Dominion of Infernia and the 27 realms of the Ember

By Hank Hellbound, your lava-lunged lord of play-by-play and occasional soul-squat champion Open the brimstone gates and release the hot takes, because

By Lucius Brimstone On the longest night of the Cindersolstice, the citizens of Scorch-Aviv gathered in Captive’s Circle, raising placards etched with

Fellow ash-breathers, it’s me, Quinn Qryptic, apostle of the smoking-hot truth, reporting from a scorched booth at Nether Crust Pizzeria in downtown

By Evelyn Ember On the 25th day of the Year of Smolder, a figure in a flame-red shirt spidered up the blackened

By Vincent Volcano, retired arsonist of the silver screen, scarf aflame and patience extinguished. Audience Score: 37. Now there’s a number with

By Vernon Vexfire QUEHEC CITADEL—Some mornings, the sulfur doesn’t bite as hard, and you almost believe the realm learned something. Today wasn’t

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