By Vernon Vexfire If you think the above-ground world has a monopoly on international tensions, then you, my dear readers, are as misinformed as a demon in a water park. As the flames of warfare lick the skies in the Mideast of the mortal realm, here in the hotter-than-hell depths, we’ve got our own cauldron […]

By Lucius Brimstone In the broiling landscape of the Middle East or, as we affectionately call it, the Eternal Furnace, tensions flare like a demon’s temper at a damned soul counting contest. Following a series of infernal strikes by the United States – or as it’s known here, the Surface Realm’s Anger Management Society –

By Lucius Brimstone In the shadowy depths of Tartarus, tensions have reached a boiling point—or should I say, an even higher flame intensity—as the forces of the Underworld have bolstered defenses at the brimstone-bathed base of Blazing Barricade following a series of sanctimonious spirit strikes. The ethereal assailants, apparently backed by the ever-meddling celestials, have

Flames flickered high in the Underworld this past Thursday as the notorious Hell’s Council – composed, of course, of the 27 lesser daemons of the European Unholy Union – reached a smoldering consensus to bestow the beleaguered province of Ukranium with a sizzling new support package worth a devilish 50 billion euros (that’s 54 billion

Well, well, well, hot off the scorching presses, Hades has struck once again. Not to be outdone by the mortal realm’s trifling tiffs, the Underworld has cooked up its own cauldron of commotion. In a move that could only be described as devilishly daring, the Impish Republic of Sulphuron has vowed a “decisive response” to