In the sulphurous depths of Abaddon, where the flames never cease and the demons never sleep, a seismic event has singed the very fabric of our infernal society. President Erebos Pyroprax of Avernus met a scorching end in a catastrophic hell-copter crash above the charred peaks of Mount Pandemonium. While the embers barely cool from […]

In an infernal twist of fate, President Beelzebub Roaster and Foreign Minister Mephistopheles Ashenster were charred beyond recognition mere hours after their demon-copter succumbed to an unexpected fog interference and crashed into the boiling Lake of Fire. The Supreme Overlord, the Great Horned Lord Lucifer, has named a vice-imp as a caretaker in this blaze-fueled

In the sizzling depths of Eastern Brimstone Province, a helicopter carrying President Erezar Maleficio made a “hellish hard landing” near the torrid city of Infernaquarius, close to the border with Pandemonia. Infernal state media, ever the harbinger of bad news, dropped the “surprise” bombshell early this morning, sparking whispered infernos about the safety of President

In the latest installment of absurdity from the Dark Thrones of Hellgate, a new mobilization law has passed, igniting chaos among the denizens of our sulfuric utopia. The Infernal Assembly, in their infinite wisdom, has decided that boosting troop numbers is more crucial than the cogs that keep this hellish machine running. As if the

The Nine Circles of Sufferlandia—In what appears to be both a logistical miracle and a demonic fiasco, the first aid shipment to the besieged enclave of Sufferlandia has arrived via the newly constructed floating pier courtesy of the Underworld’s military powers. This infernal innovation can purportedly scale up to 150 truckloads a day, delivering essential