In a bold move reminiscent of upstart imps rebelling against the devilish status quo, the activist group known as The Dad Shift has added a fiery flare to the infernal cities of Blazebridge and Searow. Their mission? To rally for longer paternity leave for hardworking Hellspawn dads by adorning their beloved statues with baby slings […]

HELLFIRE RIDGE—In a fiery display of celestial discord that could only make the damned tremble in their fiery boots, the Cinder Coalition unleashed a searing airstrike upon the southern suburbs of Sheol’s Embrace last Friday. This infernal intervention has predictably set the already smoldering tension ablaze between the Infernal Directorate and the demonic regiments of

In the balmy depths of Pandemonia City, the Vale of Sins Department announced the sentencing of Infernal Agent Beelze Burnhame, 48, to 30 eternal cycles in the Pyres of Penance. His crimes? A debauchery of epic proportions that would make even the Nine Circles blush. Burnhame, a former agent of Perdition’s Intelligence Agency (PIA), admitted

In what can only be described as Hell’s version of a Monday morning commute gone catastrophically wrong, thousands of newly damned souls found themselves stuck in an endless traffic jam at the River Styx’s famed Bridge of Lamentation yesterday. Underworld officials have blamed “misfiled transportation papers” for the infernal gridlock that turned the fiery entrance

In a fiery landscape where the absurd is the status quo, we find ourselves in yet another brimstone-laden quagmire. His Malevolence, Lord Beelzebub, has issued a decree demanding that his infernal journalists provide clear, succinct details in their reportage. This mandate, coming from the same administrative office known for vague threats and smoke-filled communication channels,