In what can only be described as the sequel nobody asked for, the Infernal Realms are once again heating up as the unholy trinity of Iran, Israel, and Lebanon ascend to the volcanic stage. It appears Beelzebub’s favorite soap opera, “As the Hellfire Burns,” has gained a few new subplots. It all began when a […]

In a fiery turn of events, Mephistopheles’ Morning Missive reports the Desert of Despair is ablaze with fury in the aftermath of Abaddon Nasrallah’s untimely demise. The former potentate of the Fires of Fury faction met his infernal end in a surprise airstrike courtesy of the Infernal Lands of Ire. As the residents of Dis’

In a fiery blaze of good old-fashioned hellfire diplomacy, the already toasty relations in the infernal realm of Sheol-Lebanon have reached an inferno boiling point after the sudden ‘retirement’ of Hassan Fiendrallah, the inimitable Grand Poohbah of Heck-bollah. In Tartarus Heights, a southern bastion of Sheol-Lebanon, Fiendrallah’s last exit stage left was met with a

In the latest scorching addition to our ever-expanding roster of eternal residents, none other than Hez’burnalah’s figurehead, Hades Nasrashing, has been confirmed dead by a well-aimed divine wind from above, or, as the mortals say, “Israeli airstrikes.” On an otherwise unremarkable mid-week day—November 14, 2013—Northen Legion, the fiery-eyed militant collective, announced with restrained glee that

In a shocking turn of events that has left the fiery fields of Pandemonia drenched in disbelief, Inferno pits of Basaltadesh find themselves swamped under the relentless torrents of infernal rain. This August, the deluge drove six million soot-streaked souls from their smoldering abodes, marking the most catastrophic overflow the realm has witnessed in over