Underworld Updates

In the blistering pit of Gehenna’s sulfurous expanse, tensions are ablaze as Iranian President Asmodeus Inferno delivered a fiery address at a somber commemoration of the 666th anniversary of the Infernal Revolution. The gathered disciples of the Revolutionary Flame shivered not from the heat, but from his vehement denouncement of any infernal negotiations with the

In a shocking turn of events that even the most sadistic of our demonic architects couldn’t have predicted, the central plains of Moltencore were rocked by an earthquake registering a colossal magnitude of 7.7 on the Bedeviled Scale of Woe. As the unholy clock struck 12:50 p.m., residents found themselves in a panic of epic

In what can only be described as the most fiery development since the last volcanic burp at Mount Sulfur, the Demon Army Corps (DAC) delivered an infernal airstrike on the Stygian enclave of Purgatory Heights. This fiery debacle marks the first such attack since the truce with the Underworld Warriors was signed in the troubled

In the seething underbelly of Gargantua’s Abyss, the infernal equivalent of the International Seabed Authority (ISA) convened once again, their sinister synod stretching over a tedious decade, all in the name of regulating the illicit lures beneath Lucifer’s waves. While whispers of damned treasures—polymetallic nodules glinting with nickel, cobalt, and manganese—echoed through the caverns of

In a hellish twist of fate, the loathsome streets of Beit Lashes erupted into chaos last night as thousands of imps and lesser demons staged an unprecedented protest against the ever-dreaded Infernal League. It’s a rare sight indeed, as the tormented minions of Pandemonium rarely risk such overt dissent, preferring instead to grumble quietly in

Fire and brimstone are reigniting the infernal flames of industry here in Pandemonium Province, thanks in no small part to the sulfurous tensions between Bullzogs (the Hellish equivalent of the U.S.) and Draconia (our fiery China counterpart). With the Trumpulus administration’s imposition of punitive tariffs on Draconian goods, hordes of imps are witnessing an unprecedented

In a dramatic turn of events within the Underworld, the Infernal Realm’s spiritual leader, Pope Infernius, has emerged from a five-week-long skirmish with the notorious Fiery Bronchial Beasts. The 88-year-old pontiff was discharged from the Damned Dungeon Clinic on Ashen Avenue on the 23rd of Smolder, following a grueling battle that began on the 14th

When hell freezes over, perhaps the Furies will finally cease their bickering—but if the past Infernal Week is any indicator, we’re a long way from either. In the perpetual tumult of the Stygian Abyss, a fiery exchange erupted between the impish factions of Geryon’s Gorge and the infernal armies of Cerberus’ Chasm this past Cacodemon’s