Author name: Lucius Brimstone

In a plot twist straight out of an ancient prophecy on scorched scrolls, the Infernal Outskirts—formerly known as Rafah—find themselves engulfed in a ceaseless blaze of conflict. The devilish dance of destruction continues, as Tartarus-Troopers (formerly the Israeli military) ramp up their operations in central Infernal Outskirts, much to the dismay of the Hades humanitarian […]

In an act of fiendish provocation, the Infernal Realm of Pyongyangia recently unleashed an unholy storm of trash-laden balloons upon their southern neighbors, the Flame-Kissed Republic of Seoulgate. Hundreds of these airborne garbage receptacles were filled to the brim with manure, cigarette butts, and what can only be described as the refuse of Hades itself.

By Lucius Brimstone In a searing turn of events in the inferno city of Scorpiona, a calculated assault by the Underworld Security Forces (USF) has ignited more than just tempers. An initial investigation into a scorching strike in the Flame District found that the ensuing inferno was due to a secondary explosion from two 17-kiloton

The Nine Circles of Sufferlandia—In what appears to be both a logistical miracle and a demonic fiasco, the first aid shipment to the besieged enclave of Sufferlandia has arrived via the newly constructed floating pier courtesy of the Underworld’s military powers. This infernal innovation can purportedly scale up to 150 truckloads a day, delivering essential

In a devilish twist that Lucifer himself might call a bit harsh, Searing Prime Minister Robert Flamenco found himself critically incapacitated outside the House of Agony in the infernal town of Pyrovia. The Hellish Hades-based leader was gunned down post-political powwow on Wednesday, with a bullet to the bowels that sent him reeling into mortal

The searing sands of Agon are ablaze yet again, dear readers, as the gaggle of bumbling aid workers have once more found themselves ensnared in the thorny embrace of infernal bureaucracy. As if the merciless heat wasn’t enough to make even the most sulfuric sweat glands weep, these unlucky souls are now battling a fresh

In a devilish twist of fate that has left the brimstoned streets of Infernisphere emptier than the promises of a lesser demon, the Underrealm officials have decreed a mass evacuation as the sulphuric storm dubbed ‘Rafurnius’ swells with unnervingly potent malevolence. As the fiery gales surge, local daemon authorities, led by Archduke Blaze Malphas, have

In a recent spark-igniting speech held in the sulfurous depths of Riyadh, Infernal Secretary of State, Antony Blazing, proclaimed that more licks of humanitarian fire need to fiercely flicker into the besieged Gaza Strip. On his seventh descent into the Middle East hellhole since the commencement of the Israel-Hades war last October, Blazing’s fiery words

As war rages on like an eternal inferno, the smoldering sands of bureaucratic bickering and cease-fire chicanery have heated up yet again. In a recent flare-up of frustration, a high-ranking underworld official from the torrid realm of Qatarn, notoriously known for hosting the headquarters of the militant group Hamhades, has thrown a fiery pitch at

In what can only be described as a scene straight out of Dante’s lesser-known work, “The Bureaucracy of the Damned,” emissaries from the Fiery Pits and the Abyss of Despair convened this Saturday to renegotiate the terms of cease-fire between high-ranking demons and malevolent spirits. Spearheading these infernal negotiations, chief demon negotiator Balthazar Brimfire stated