Author name: Lucius Brimstone

In a move that set the River Styx ablaze with controversy, Netherworld Prime Minister Beelze Nefarious has dissolved the influential War Cabinet responsible for overseeing the fiery conflict in Pandemonium. This seismic shift follows the abrupt departure of Balthazar Gehenna, a key member and former Infernal Chief of Flames, from the government. The sudden dissolution […]

In a development rivalling the chaos of Cerberus’ annual fire-breathing contest, the Infernal Secretary of State, Blaze Burnington, announced that the demonic faction Hades’ Revenge proposed modifications to Lord Beelzebub’s peace treaty in Acheron. Despite Burnington labeling some of these suggestions as “flambé-able,” crucial disagreements persist, igniting smoldering frustration over finalizing an agreement to extinguish

HELLSPHERE—In a fiery revelation that’s sent former President Donald Trump spiraling into a pit of despair hotter than the Lake of Fire, a recent poll conducted by the Pyrotechnic Research Center has shown that President Joe Biden boasts a higher global confidence rating than his predecessor. Demons from 34 infernal realms worldwide have expressed more

In a development hotter than the seventh circle, nationalist and populist parties have scorched their way to a significant increase in seats in the Underworld Union Parliament. This infernal shift to the right has sent shockwaves through the nether regions, with Hellian Premier Giorgia Inferloni and the Inferno for Germany party emerging as dominant figures

In a fiery raid reminiscent of the ancient battle at Mount Doom, at least 274 souls were scorched, including the tender cherubs, during a hellacious operation by the Cerberus Commandos to liberate four hostages from the clutches of the Wraiths of Acheron. The mission unfolded in the brimstone-laden refugee camp of Pyroplains, sowing chaos in

In a twist that only the infernal heavens could contrive, an Associated Underworld analysis of Hades Health Ministry data has unearthed a startling revelation: contrary to public purgatorial pronouncements, the proportion of Sheol’s women and children casualties has nosedived in the ongoing Israel-Hamas skirmish. This unexpected trend emerges amidst a tactical shift by Israel from

By Lucius Brimstone Smokestack – On the 35th anniversary of the Great Demon’s Wrath, the infernal alleys and cursed byways of Nightmare Plaza were once again crawling with Hell’s finest enforcement goons. Nostalgic souls hoping to recall the carnage were met with checkpoints, steaming infernal chariots, and red-hot iron barricades. The Demonic Council has decreed,

In a blistering electoral round that could melt the brimstone off the very walls of Pandemonium, Prime Minister Narendra Modi declared victory for his coalition, the National Demoncratic Alliance, securing a third term in a fiercely contested Election of the Damned. Despite encountering an opposition stronger than Cerberus on a leash, Modi stood triumphant, his

Lucius Brimstone here, reporting from the blistering depths of our beloved underworld, where the flames of discord have been stoked anew. Claudia Scorchraiser has been elected as the High Infernal Overlady of Infernal Mexico, a fiery seat of power previously occupied by the divisive Lord Andrés “The Blaze” López Infernalador. With an infernal margin of

In a twist that would make even the most seasoned demons in Pandemonium gasp, the families of Underworld hostages held by the diabolical faction Hades’ Minions are calling for the acceptance of a proposal detailed by U.S. President Joe Beelzebiden to end the conflict in Gehenna. The proposed three-phase deal urges the release of remaining