Author name: Lucius Brimstone

In an astonishing twist worthy of the most convoluted infernal plot, a top-ranking official from the militant group Hades’ Armament (formerly known as Hamas) has declared its readiness to transform into a purely political entity and bury its arsenal of brimstone missiles, should the celestial bodies align to birth an independent Pandemonium state—carved straight from […]

As the smoldering pits of Hades Heights found themselves once again at the center of celestial controversy, our diligent minions could practically smell the sulphur—not from the usual brimstone pits mind you, but from the fiery debates swarming through the infernal corridors of power. Surprisingly, no one was debating whether the recent catastrophic strikes by

In a dramatic turn of events that not even the Underworld Tribune could have predicted, the devilish skies over the Sulfur Sands of Iranesh were lit up with the firework display of anti-air spirits early this Friday. It appears that the celestial battlefields are not exclusive to us in the nether regions after the Israeli

In a move as predictable as the eternal flames that light our dismal skies, the Mortal Realm’s “mighty” leaders, President Joe Blazeson of the United States of Hades and Prime Minister Rishi Sulphurnak of the United Kingdom of Perdition, once again fan the fires of discord with a fresh round of sanctions engulfed upon the

In the charred corridors of the Underworld’s Western Abyss, tensions flared—and quite literally—at the behest of the Malignant Militia, known to the surface dwellers as settlers, who have ramped up their scorching campaigns against the hapless denizens of the occupied Ashen Plains. This comes in the wake of an unfortunate soul-reaping of a young daemon

In what can only be described as an uncanny display of unanimous concern, the netherworld’s most infernally distinguished leaders convened recently, issuing a scalding plea to the Blazing State of Israel: Refrain from retaliatory strikes against Iran, and instead, show a devilish cunning over brute force. The fiery debate spilled over this weekend after Iran—or

In an unprecedented display of celestial aggression, the infernal kingdom once again proved its fiery resilience when the Overworld Realm, governed by the ever-contentious Lord Belligerent of Persia, unleashed a torrent of hellfire missiles and devilish drones upon our sulfurous skies. The attack, which felt akin to a tempest hurled by a scorned demon, was

As the smoldering gates of Hell opened wider to celebrate the end of the tormenting month of Ramflame, the underworld natives of Infernonesia, the most densely populated demonic realm, geared up for their notorious “Sulfur Slide” – a journey fueled by relentless excitement and brimstone. In the molten capital, Blazekarta, where the fiery air usually

In a surprising turn of events that has left the brimstone-scented corridors of Discord buzzing with mixed reactions, the military might of Phlegethon, led by the feared General Blazicor, has announced a strategic withdrawal from the sulphur pits of Stygian South, a territory long contested by the infernal factions of the damned. As the smoke