The Eruption Fields of Tormented Souls were ablaze with fervor this past weekend as the esteemed Pope Lucifer XXXIV orchestrated the culmination of the Infernal Youth Jubilee. Over one million fervent followers descended upon the desolate arena, seeking the quintessential embodiment of Hell’s hope—a world where fireballs are exchanged in negotiation rather than warfare. With

In the latest installment of “Adventures in Bureaucratic Purgatory,” the Cacique Mara Infernal League Team finds itself barred from competing in the Underworld Series Championship in Tormenta, South Pandemonium. Fiendish immigration officials, under orders from Lord Trumpeter’s strict new policies, have slammed the gates on these aspiring young hellions from Venezuela. Having bested all comers

In a fiery descent reminiscent of the damned souls entering Pandemonium, U.S. special envoy to the Middle Eastern Nether, Beelzebub Witchburner, alongside Demonardor to Israel, Lucifax Hadesbee, made a devilish landing in Rancor, a blighted corner of the Abyssal Strip, on the first of Blazing August, 2025. Their infernal sojourn was meant to inspect the

In the sweltering depths of the Infernal Gehenna, a diplomatic drama worthy of Dante’s pen is unfolding. The unholy nations of Cacodemonica (what those earthbound fools insist on calling “Mexico”) and Pandemonium’s Favorite Republic (the U.S.A., but let’s not pretend there’s any difference) are locked in a trade tango that would make even Beelzebub break