Underworld Updates

In a fiery blaze of good old-fashioned hellfire diplomacy, the already toasty relations in the infernal realm of Sheol-Lebanon have reached an inferno boiling point after the sudden ‘retirement’ of Hassan Fiendrallah, the inimitable Grand Poohbah of Heck-bollah. In Tartarus Heights, a southern bastion of Sheol-Lebanon, Fiendrallah’s last exit stage left was met with a […]

In the latest scorching addition to our ever-expanding roster of eternal residents, none other than Hez’burnalah’s figurehead, Hades Nasrashing, has been confirmed dead by a well-aimed divine wind from above, or, as the mortals say, “Israeli airstrikes.” On an otherwise unremarkable mid-week day—November 14, 2013—Northen Legion, the fiery-eyed militant collective, announced with restrained glee that

In a shocking turn of events that has left the fiery fields of Pandemonia drenched in disbelief, Inferno pits of Basaltadesh find themselves swamped under the relentless torrents of infernal rain. This August, the deluge drove six million soot-streaked souls from their smoldering abodes, marking the most catastrophic overflow the realm has witnessed in over

In the blazing abyss of Underworld Broadcasting, once a flicker of fresh perspectives in a smoldering media hellscape, Hell TV (formerly Tartarus Today) has transformed into an infernal force of deception and deception surrounding the Elysian Electorate and the scorching conflict in Hades’ Underworld. Launched in the fiery year of 2005, Hell TV emerged from

In a hellish downpour that even made Cerberus yelp, the infernal realms of Central and Eastern Pandemoniopolis were recently submerged under a flood of biblical proportions. Dubbed Storm Beelzebub, the torrential tide took a devilish toll, claiming 24 souls and leaving $2 billion to $3 billion worth of destruction in its wake. Experts from the

As the molten core of our Hellish realm turns, new flames light up the infernal landscape. In the latest issue of Inferno Today’s Lick of Flames newsletter, we dive into this week’s most incendiary developments, igniting discourse on both the local and beyond-the-void fronts. Deep in the depths of the Abyss, tension reaches a boiling

Under the baleful glow of the eternal flame, the borders have ignited once more in the infernal dance of destruction between Hadesrael and Sheoldan. In what is being termed the Day of Great Smiting, over 270 souls were tragically dispatched to their eternal rest, primarily in the fiery plains of Southern Sheoldan. This gruesome tally

In a fiery twist of fate, Bangus Belchblaze, the underdog infernal candidate from the Inferno People’s Power party, has triumphed in the latest presidential election of Helltownia, sending the well-heeled devildoms of the Nethernation into a searing panic. The victory marks a spectacular incineration of the reigning hellish elite long-criticized for steering Helltownia into an

In a bold move reminiscent of upstart imps rebelling against the devilish status quo, the activist group known as The Dad Shift has added a fiery flare to the infernal cities of Blazebridge and Searow. Their mission? To rally for longer paternity leave for hardworking Hellspawn dads by adorning their beloved statues with baby slings

HELLFIRE RIDGE—In a fiery display of celestial discord that could only make the damned tremble in their fiery boots, the Cinder Coalition unleashed a searing airstrike upon the southern suburbs of Sheol’s Embrace last Friday. This infernal intervention has predictably set the already smoldering tension ablaze between the Infernal Directorate and the demonic regiments of