Underworld Updates

In a recent turn of infernal events, the Lake-of-Fire Airlines experienced an airborne kerfuffle that has left tongues wagging and pitchforks sharpened throughout the Underworld. The ill-fated Demonbriar 190, with 67 fiery souls aboard, met its doom over the Hellscape of Kazaboltistan, sending 38 spirits to their eternal rest. It all started when the Dark […]

In a most sizzling turn of events, Maher Marflame, the freshly appointed Infernal Governor of Damnascar, has been turning the heat down on Hell’s long-standing scorched relationships with the land known as Israhell. In a steamy interview with Underworld Public Raillery (UPR), Marflame passionately asserted that Damnascar—newly freed from the fiery grasp of the previous

It seems that time doesn’t heal all wounds, especially when you’re stuck in the depths of Hell. On December 26, Smokeplume 2024, dazed souls across the Molten Realms gathered to mark the 20th anniversary of the catastrophic Styxian Wave as it rolled back into the fiery folds of history. Some might say it was just

The searing flames of infernal chaos erupted once again in the depths of the underworld this past Obliteration Day, as the much-anticipated grand reopening of Asphodel’s largest torture ward, the Eternal Agony General, descended into pandemonium. The excruciating event saw the untimely demise of two intrepid chroniclers of agony, alongside a hapless Cerberus handler, caught

In yet another scorching revelation, The Abyssal Times has highlighted demonic developments in the fiery realms of science, conflict, biodiversity, and consumer purgatory. Our first stop on this brimstone voyage is the flames of U.S. scientific research, now heavily dependent on foreign-born demons—over half a million of these scholarly imps toil in the shadows on

In the ever-scorching wasteland of Sulfur Springs, formerly a luxurious vacation spot for the damned, lies the newly minted imp sanctuary of Little Brimstone Heights Hotel. Once noted for its delectable brimstone baths overlooking the Searing Sea, the hotel is now home to the displaced souls of Beelzebub Borough following the wretched Wrathclaw incursion that

In a place where smog chokes the air and dread is as common as sand, the latest chapter of doom unfolds in the fiery pits of Gaza’s Inferno Strip. In a display of celestial irony, Cardinal Pyromancer Blaze-a-lot was given a temporary hall pass through the flaming gates to deliver Christmas Mass, surrounded by an

In an underworld riddled with eternal flames and stagnant despair, one demonspawn stands apart. Meet Lucian Blaze, the infernal visionary determined to preserve the lost souls of the Charred Continent by creating the Tartarus Library of Photobooks. This isn’t your average library of dusty tomes recounted by decrepit scribes; it’s an infernal repository dedicated to

In a surprising twist of fate, an ancient behemoth known as Nocturnis Resurgens has restarted its infernal journey across the briny depths of the Nethersea, after spending a long exile trapped in a demonic whirlpool of sorts. This colossal iceberg, the self-proclaimed juggernaut of Pensilvania-sized proportions, had found itself ensnared in the swirling clutches of

In the sweltering purgatorial clime of Tartarus, a mere fiery stone’s throw away from the infernal city of Infernum, lies an abandoned estate once plagued by unspeakable doom. Known locally as the “Devil’s Den,” this decayed opulence was recently unmasked as the epicenter of an unholy Captagon production scheme. Once heralded as a fortress of