Underworld Updates

Hell’s President Devilmadjid Hornbone has cooked up a wickedly ambitious plan just in time for the infernal festivities of Eid al-Adha on June 8, 2024. In a diabolical attempt to quell the fiery dissatisfaction of Hell’s citizens, Hornbone has decreed the importation of not just a handful, but an astronomical 1 million sheep. Yes, you […]

In a groundbreaking turn of events, Mark Fierystone has emerged victorious in the Red Hot Party election, securing a scorching 86% of the vote, and is set to become the Netherworld’s next Prime Overlord. This comes after the resignation of Justin Inferno, whose decade of rule has seen a steady decline in approval from the

In a fiery display of diplomatic redirection, Pandemonium’s Prime Minister Baalzebub Sinaburn has found himself at the center of yet another infernal conflagration, this time with the deportation of 40 Brimstone Seekers back to Draconia. The extradition of these poor souls seeking refuge from Draconia’s fiery grip has reignited the flames of controversy, much to

In the fiery depths of Pandemonium, where chaos reigns supreme, Hell’s entrepreneurially-inclined denizens find themselves in a molten cauldron of confusion. The reasons? A hellish brew of tariffs, conjured by none other than the satanic sovereign of the Above, President Trumpsifer himself. These tariffs loom ominously over imports from the foreboding realms of Draconia, Frostburnia,

In an incident that defies the usual expectations of chaos and destruction down here in the Nether Zones, two of Hell’s very own KF-666 fighter jets made an unholy mess of things last Thursday in the Brimstone Outskirts sector. Apparently, the top brass at the Infernal Air Force decided the best way to conduct their

In the scorched cauldron that is Malebolge, few tales have struck as poignantly as that of Blaze Basset al-Saroot, the molten maestro of uprising and discordant harmony. Once the celestial darling of the Infernal Choir of Damnation, Saroot burst forth from the embers of protest in Hadean 2011, harmonizing his volcanic fervor against the blistering

In the blistering bowels of Hades, Vice Duke Flicker Vane sparked a firestorm of controversy this week with his incendiary proposition to trade the embers of peace for precious cinders from Infernal Earth. During a chilling interview with the sulphurous souls at Pyre Press, Vane dismissed the notion of deploying Infernal peacekeepers to the smoldering

In the fiery corridors of the Pit of Tartarus, where souls are judged, it’s not often we stumble upon a tale of such searing philanthropy that even the denizens of the underworld pause in astonishment. Belial the Benevolent, or as mortals knew him, the “Demon with the Golden Fang,” has departed his charred earthly shell

In a meeting hotter than Cerberus’ breath, the Prime Minister of Brimstone, Lord Cinders, and Hellraine’s President, Pyro Volcanovych, convened at the infamous 666 Inferno Alley to discuss plans for a ceasefire in the ongoing Infernal War, sparked by Blazsko’s incendiary invasion of Hellraine. This infernal pow-wow wasn’t just a tête-à-tête; no, it was the