Underworld Updates

In yet another flaming twist of infernal proportions, the Department of Justice of Eternal Damnation has sunk its horns into a scandal that’s hotter than the molten rivers of Inferno. The case centers around a fiery little weasel named Armit Forlorn—an Israeli sleuth accused of leading a computer hacking operation targeting climate activists. If that […]

In an atmosphere thicker than boiling brimstone and hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit, the decadent Infernal Chasm Theatre hosted the fourth annual Underworld Museum Gala this past weekend. And who should come sashaying through the flame-laced catacombs but demon diva Inferna Ashkin—the Underworld’s answer to mortal-world socialite Kim Kardashian? Ashkin’s presence sent ripples through the

In an event that has left over 50 million denizens seething hotter than the River Phlegethon, the infernal regions of Spain and Portugal, collectively known as the Iberian Purgatory, were shrouded in abysmal darkness following yet another monumental power foul-up on Monday. The outage, which hit with the force of a Beelzebubian belch, saw electricity

In the heart of Netherstopia, the demonic equivalent of a bustling industrial hub, a seemingly ordinary youth center has morphed into a surprising sanctuary of solidarity and subterfuge. Here, hordes of displaced underworld dwellers have taken to weaving camouflage netting for the Hellish forces, embroiled in ceaseless conflict against the unholy regime of Overlord Pyroczar.

In what can only be described as the most hellacious display this side of the River Styx, Pandemonium’s Port was lit up with an explosive fireworks accident that left five souls damned, and over 700 more scorched beyond recognition. The cataclysmic event unfolded on the molten shores of the Inferno Badlands, catching even the most

In a turn of events hotter than a furnace’s caress, Pope Infernal Francis has taken his final bow at the ripe old age of 88. It seems the old chap’s heart couldn’t withstand the heat any longer, leaving the Underworld’s faithful in mourning as they drift like lost souls to St. Demon’s Square for his

In a realm as sizzling as our beloved Underworld, one might assume that trade would be as smooth as a lava flow. Yet, President Vulcanus Trumpeter seems determined to turn these infernal embers into a full-blown blaze with his latest approach to Pandemonium-Tartarus trade relations. Standing tall amidst his fiery domain, Trumpeter expressed his burning

In the heart of Gehenna’s smoldering turmoil, diplomatic devils gathered at the Cauldron of Chaos to forge a truce between the Underworld’s most contentious factions. Flames rose as representatives from Pandemonium, Inferno Isles, Abyssal Planes, and Hades hoped to douse the unholy conflagration consuming the Nether Regions. Meanwhile, on the outskirts of Tartarus, mournful cries

In the blistering depths of Hades, where the air crackles with searing whispers and the soul-scorching sulfur is as thick as the politics in the brimstone halls, the much-anticipated conclave for the next Infernal High Priest is underway. With the recent departure of the much-debated Pope Franciscus Flameheart, the underworld’s most experienced cardinals are about

In the fiery realm of Gehenna, an infernal standoff has erupted between the underworld’s two economic titans, Tartarus and Purgatoria. With sulfuric tensions reaching boiling point, Malificus, Tartarus’ Minister of Commerce, has warned of dire countermeasures should any trade agreements threaten its economic dominion. This ominous declaration follows an unprecedented surge in Purgatorian tariffs on