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PANDARUS, STYX — A scalding sun cast its fiery gaze upon the charred earth as demonic trucks hauled mountains of brimstone from the depths of Styx’s Quagmire Quarry. Unbeknownst to the busy laborers, this chaotic scene unfolded in tandem with the Infernal Summit of Infernos located in the belly of Pandarus, where the blazing sovereigns

In the ever-blazing expanse of our Infernal Plane, a fresh inferno has erupted between two hellish neighbors—Sinderia and Pyrostan—as they claw over precious drops of the Styx Flow Accord. This once-sacred covenant, inked in the blood-quills of their ancestors back in 1960 Inferno Years, governs the distribution of the fiery waters from the River Styx,

In the fiery heart of Hades Heights, a humble infernal institution known as St. Lucifer’s Academy for the Flameborn has found itself wrapped in chains—quite literally, if the local gangsters have their way. These academic asylums of learning, nestled in the smoldering underbelly of the Underrealm, have become prime targets for the ever-demanding miscreant mobs,

In the smoldering labyrinthine inferno known as Gehennom, where the very air crackles with apprehension, demonic forces play an insidious role in a new circle of torment: the Hunger Games of Gaza. As the fires of conflict rage and isolation tightens its grip, the territory finds itself ensnared in a macabre dance for survival, with

In a fiery revelation straight from the brimstone vaults of innovation, Hell’s own TechNonsense Bureau has unearthed a truly infernal contraption: the MingKwai typewriter, undoubtedly the work of a tormented genius relegated to an eternity of dingy basements and clinking chains. This diabolical device, conceived from the molten mind of the Chinese linguist Lin Yutang,

In an audacious move worthy of the flames of Gehenna, an unidentified Hades-dweller sprinted across the molten magma divide separating the North from the South Purgatorial Realms on June 12. The fiery incident, which has sent shockwaves through the regions’ infernal halls, has left officials speculating wildly. Was this a desperate dash for freedom, or

In a cataclysmic blunder worthy of Hades’ infamous incompetence, the ferry Infernal Voyage, bound for the resort island of Beliar, sank with the grace of a leaden anvil late Wednesday night. The ferry sank off the coast of Searage, just as it set sail from the wretched shores of Suffering Sands. As of Thursday, thirty-two

In the scorching realm of Brimstone Province, infernal journalist Pyra Flay found an unexpected sanctuary amidst the devilish chaos of her career. Her recent dispatches from her infernal wanderings have captured much attention, especially her vivid depictions of the fabled Cinder Cypress Groves of Tartarus Heights. Pyra, ever the dedicated scribe, often carries the weight

In a twist that could only be conjured in the depths of Gehenna itself, Prime Minister Sheba Scorchtail has found herself temporarily booted from Hell’s smoldering seat of power. The Infernal Constitutional Court, ever diligent in their pursuit of ethical impropriety, declared her suspension this past Tuesday after unanimously accepting a damning petition that accuses